Wayne Middaugh

If you’re not willing to throw down in a cutthroat game of euchre between curling matches… Don’t bother bringing your broom. This isn’t a team — it’s a lifestyle. We sweep rocks, take shots, and bury friendships over a poorly called loner.

The offers are arriving by the minute. Which team should I take. Someone give me some good insight. #curling

Who is better looking. These four girls or me???? #curlingcoach.

Back to my regular duties of being a coach to @TeamHasselborg. Thanks @TeamGlennHoward for the opportunity to play but god I’m glad to be back coaching. So much easier to make a shot behind the bench than throwing it. #nevermiss

I feel like a million dollars playing with all of these young curlers. I heard there is a new team coming to Ontario. FYI. I’ve won the brier playing second before. Give me a call @MikeMcEwen80

I’m going to fly to Vegas to get my free drink from Walker after that hog rock.

I had to put my drink down for that one. But it was well worth it. #ceasarsunday @worldcurling

I just checked all my messages and want to tell everyone I declined the offer to play lead for @TeamHoman. I’m still weighing my options. I might take @therealhackner up on his offer.

Just renegotiating my contract with @TeamHasselborg. They have agreed to unlimited ceasars. Where do I sign?

I’m curious to know if I’m the oldest person ever to be branded with the Olympic Rings? Anyone know where I put them?

If everyone is wondering why I’m ignoring your texts and calls for curling next year… I’m focused on coaching @TeamHasselborg to win the @worldcurling. I’ll get back to everyone shortly. Yes @Kmartcurl I’m still a free agent.

I noticed there has been a lot of chatter about the upcoming changes to teams. I’d like to notify everyone that I have been asked by several teams if I was available. I am currently weighing my options out right now. Which team should I join?

I’m not sure what’s more exciting. @MarkNichols_NL tweets throughout the game or the actual Brier game. Pass me another Caesar. @CurlingCanada @TeamGushue

Not worried…. We are still going to win Gold at the Olympics.

I only get one timeout and I really wanted to use it for that last shot. Play the tap with hack weight girls. That inoff was never there.

I just told Brad not to flush the toilet when I’m throwing. The noise is distracting here in this empty arena.

Well I was winning before they decided to paper the rocks and not tell me. Suspicious anyone???? Hmmmm.....

Hope everyone is feeling #socialable as I’m off to play Keo tonight.

Guys I have finally found the brier patch. It’s in my room. Come and join me for a ceasar.

This brier is really different. I’m loving the curling and the fans. It’s great interacting with everyone. Such a great feeling to be able to see all these cardboard people. They just won’t talk back to me for some reason.