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shelburne.

@falsefatal

#dorismcgarrett : that goes for you too, smartass

 1998/five-0 rp/cd/mdni
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ 𝑪𝒐𝒍𝒔𝒆𝒏 𝑾𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒊𝒂𝒎𝒔 / 𝑼𝑺 𝑵𝒂𝒗𝒚 𝑴𝑬𝑻𝑶𝑪 𝑶𝒇𝒇𝒊𝒄𝒆𝒓 / 𝑺𝒖𝒓𝒗𝒊𝒗𝒐𝒓 / 𝑺𝒖𝒓𝒇𝒆𝒓 / 𝑺𝒊𝒃𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈 / 𝑺𝒐𝒏 / 𝑭𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅 / 𝑼𝒏𝒄𝒍𝒆 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⟳|ↆ|♡ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
𝑪𝒐𝒍𝒔𝒆𝒏 .ᐟ (@enduredsurfs) profile picture𝑪𝒐𝒍𝒔𝒆𝒏 .ᐟ@enduredsurfsJul 21
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ "𝑶𝒏𝒆 𝒐𝒇 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒅𝒆𝒔𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔 𝒘𝒂𝒔 𝒍𝒆𝒂𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝑰 𝒘𝒂𝒔 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒕𝒉 𝒓𝒆𝒄𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚" ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
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police detective. honolulu pd officer. liaison. brother. step father. margie's other half. nick's bestie. navy brat. pennsylvania born, hawaii living. bi who likes to wear a tie. organs cat energy. virgo. very jumpy but dauntless. walking dad joke.
quotebot against humanity. (@cIowneryism) profile picturequotebot against humanity.@cIowneryismFeb 17
on MY cellular device!?
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aka alex. half brother. dj's ex fiancé. retired sailor. former navy seal. famous podcaster. celebrity. bi. social media enthusiast. egomaniac. freelance bodyguard & security consultant. mostly bark. easily envious. surfer. hawaiian
quotebot against humanity. (@cIowneryism) profile picturequotebot against humanity.@cIowneryism25 Nov 2025
dream on, stupids!
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dash .ᐟ.ᐟ (@slapshotism) profile picture
dash .ᐟ.ᐟ@slapshotismFeb 8
call her deb. mother. aunt. older sister. in law. hotheaded. widow. semi retired. fighter. stoner. spends her time between hawaii and california. orange cat energy. family gal.
quotebot against humanity. (@cIowneryism) profile picturequotebot against humanity.@cIowneryism4 Oct 2025
(through snot and ugly sobbing) THE LION DOESN'T EVEN GIVE A FUCK!!!! THE LION DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK. THE LION IS GREAT. THE LION IS BETTER THAN EVER.
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dash .ᐟ.ᐟ (@slapshotism) profile picture
dash .ᐟ.ᐟ@slapshotismFeb 9
sister in law/frenemy !! Doris McGarrett !! @falsefatal
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ 𝑱𝒂𝒎𝒆𝒔 𝑴𝒂𝒄𝑮𝒚𝒗𝒆𝒓 / 𝑷𝒉𝒐𝒆𝒏𝒊𝒙 𝑭𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒅𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏 𝑭𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒅𝒆𝒓 / 𝑭𝒐𝒓𝒎𝒆𝒓 𝑪𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒕 𝑶𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒗𝒆 / 𝑫𝒐𝒓𝒊𝒔' 𝒐𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒓 𝒉𝒂𝒍𝒇 / 𝑫𝒂𝒅 / 𝑭𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⟳|ↆ|♡ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
𝑱𝒂𝒎𝒆𝒔 𝑴𝒂𝒄𝑮𝒚𝒗𝒆𝒓. (@covertsgenius) profile picture𝑱𝒂𝒎𝒆𝒔 𝑴𝒂𝒄𝑮𝒚𝒗𝒆𝒓.@covertsgeniusFeb 4
"𝑰 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒕𝒐 𝒔𝒂𝒚 𝑰 𝒕𝒂𝒖𝒈𝒉𝒕 𝒎𝒚 𝒔𝒐𝒏 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝑰 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘."
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the gun .ᐟ (@blunthonor) profile picture
the gun .ᐟ@blunthonorFeb 3
frenemy !! Doris McGarett !! @falsefatal
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֯ ⁎ 𓉸ྀི (@doverots) profile picture
֯ ⁎ 𓉸ྀི@doverotsFeb 1
mothers are humans who sometimes give birth to their pain instead of children.
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loki. (@jabberlots) profile picture
loki.@jabberlotsJan 30
frenemy * Doris McGarrett * @falsefatal
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i'm sorry that i hurt you, it's somethin' i must live with every day.
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ 𝒎𝒊𝒍𝒐 𝒎𝒄𝒈𝒂𝒓𝒓𝒆𝒕𝒕 / 𝒔𝒊𝒃𝒍𝒊𝒏𝒈 / 𝒕𝒘𝒊𝒏 / 𝒑𝒊𝒍𝒐𝒕 / 𝒎𝒂𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒆 𝒃𝒊𝒐𝒍𝒐𝒈𝒊𝒔𝒕 / 𝒏𝒆𝒓𝒅 / 𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒊 𝒅𝒐𝒓𝒊𝒔 / 𝒔𝒐𝒖𝒍𝒎𝒂𝒕𝒆 / 𝒇𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒏𝒅 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⟳|ↆ|♡ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
𝑴𝒊𝒍𝒐 𝑴𝒄𝑮𝒂𝒓𝒓𝒆𝒕𝒕 (@ofscienceways) profile picture𝑴𝒊𝒍𝒐 𝑴𝒄𝑮𝒂𝒓𝒓𝒆𝒕𝒕@ofscienceways31 Mar 2025
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ "𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝒘𝒐𝒓𝒍𝒅’𝒔 𝒇𝒊𝒏𝒆𝒔𝒕 𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒅𝒆𝒓𝒏𝒆𝒔𝒔 𝒍𝒊𝒆𝒔 𝒃𝒆𝒏𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒉 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒘𝒂𝒗𝒆𝒔 …" ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀
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★ (@manymusez) profile picture
★@manymusezJan 25
Joseph White Aka Joe / retired Navy SEAL captain & instructor / Peter's husband / step dad of one / uncle / in law / @sealbabble ' s mentor-surrogate father / poop emoji enthusiast / @falsefatal 's ex bestie / always missing John / tired dad energy / 🏳️‍🌈 fc: Terry O'Quinn
Image from ★ (@manymusez)
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🩺 * reddy (@medswonder) profile picture
🩺 * reddy@medswonderJan 19
aka tilly. younger half sister. conflict & investigative journalist. chronically online. diva. tenderhearted. skilled martial artist. enjoys martinis. pan with a travel plan. 🇺🇸🇩🇪. west coast rep. pottymouth.
quotebot against humanity. (@cIowneryism) profile picturequotebot against humanity.@cIowneryism17 Nov 2025
i may have acted fake before, but i'm completely genuine now! ahaha!
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🧬 * kath (@sprinklelabs) profile picture
🧬 * kath@sprinklelabsJan 14
dna analyst. mother of three. kai's wifey. sister. cousin. eccentric styled. forensics consultant. tortoiseshell cat energy. bit of a know it all. gemini. jackson born, chicago living. dancer. coffee enthusiast. call her kath.
🍉 (@y2kists) profile picture🍉@y2kists1 Oct 2025
you won't kill me ? / go . / fabulous . / unless i reconsider . / not fabulous .
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۟ (@godsfell) profile picture
۟@godsfellJan 14
i can’t be gentle with you. not because i don’t want to, but because i don’t know how to.
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trix.@sniperbarbjeJan 12
ex cia black ops agent. hitwoman for hire. sister. cousin. niece. mean bi. the bride irl. poison expert. rookie mentalist. not a family gal. cash driven. well travelled. californian. horror movie enthusiast
ᅠᅠoh , who is 𝗵𝗲 .ᐣ (@SINSFORSAKEN) profile pictureᅠᅠoh , who is 𝗵𝗲 .ᐣ@SINSFORSAKEN27 Dec 2025
order . purpose . direction . no more than that .
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ꨄ (@lostaffections) profile picture
ꨄ@lostaffectionsJan 13
i'm afraid when something is truly lost, one can never get it back again.
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HESSE * (@luckysniipes) profile picture
HESSE *@luckysniipesJan 7
hitman. former j2/imis officer. retired irish naval service po. hesse crime family. older brother. cousin. frequent swearer. garden enthusiast. on interpol's most wanted list. established bi. five-0 hater. mma expert. 🇮🇪. fox energy
ᅠᅠoh , who is 𝗵𝗲 .ᐣ (@SINSFORSAKEN) profile pictureᅠᅠoh , who is 𝗵𝗲 .ᐣ@SINSFORSAKENJan 7
i’ve stood over so many corpses . a few more , does not matter .
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Poor mother woke up to a long-lost son as the monster's task was already done.
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dna analyst. mother of three. kai's wifey. sister. cousin. eccentric styled. consultant. tortoiseshell cat energy. bit of a know it all. gemini. jackson born, chicgao living. dancer. coffee enthusiast. call her kath.
🍉 (@y2kists) profile picture🍉@y2kists1 Oct 2025
you won't kill me ? / go . / fabulous . / unless i reconsider . / not fabulous .
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