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toe on your trachea type shit.

ward 7.
Joined September 2014
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It was so much fun! 💕🤍
That Food & Liquor Anniversary concert was amazing. I’m still thinking about it. I still knew every word to every song. Had the best time ever with my dawg @falsepritense.
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That Food & Liquor Anniversary concert was amazing. I’m still thinking about it. I still knew every word to every song. Had the best time ever with my dawg @falsepritense.
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Yall so used to chaos you can’t tell it from boredom. Once again, please get some discipline
A lady narrates how she fumbled a nice and good man because she felt bored around him, she almost cried.
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I don’t know if this is some old nigga shit but when grocery stores bundle meat for a nice low price I get excited
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Oh so that’s why yall all over the world smelling like a chopped cheese
Les américains qui vannent l'hygiène des français quand ils vont apprendre l'existence du savon de Marseille (ils savent pas où Marseille se trouve)
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They learning how to date from social media , tv , and the rap girlies. Somebody gotta tell em different
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Ouuuuu imma make Meatloaf and mashed potatoes tonight with some peas
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If a nigga dick bad he gonna say “still fucked” so why I need to conduct survey after I give some pussy up? Talk to God on sum iono , ion care
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Why? It’s none of your business.
I’m genuinely curious to know what bad sex looks like from a man’s perspective
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"You a grown ass man"
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Serious question: Why does EVERYTHING that black people do as a group gotta involve mess? Like literally I really want to engage why black people love mess and misery so much. You move across the world for a cleaner life and STILL it’s messy?
Finally a Black expat with some common sense. Like those Black enclaves be drama filled and unproductive. Don’t get me started on how these niggas actually act off the internet. 🇹🇭👎🏾
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Yall kids be bad as shit and because you don’t want to beat your kids the way your guardian beat you, you overcompensate by enabling their little asses. There is a middle ground I promise
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I get that the parent bought cupcakes for the students but we gotta stop incentivizing poor behavior in these little bad ass kids man
The teacher's vantage point
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I hate to say it but just removing myself from any conversation, situation, or event whether I’m right wrong or neutral really has been the most honest thing I can do. After a while it really is like I’m not reading that. I’m not listening to that. I’m not engaging that lol gtf
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The Ruxton in Baltimore is so good omfg
Steakhouses opening in DC: - American Cut (1625 I St NW) - Chandelier (1201 Pennsylvania Ave NW) - Marlon's (15 E St SW) - RPM Steak (701 Pennsylvania Ave NW) - The Ruxton (101 Constitution Ave NW) - Woodruffs (527 8th St SE)
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I keep telling people once it’s out of sight it’s truly out of mind. I am not having temperament competitions with people in their 30’s lmfao you win.
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We got a billion dollar sphere before Whole Foods in pg county lol
JUST IN: Maryland officials unanimously approve a $1.4 billion Sphere entertainment venue near Washington, D.C., with plans to open by 2030.
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If you aren’t asking for people to log into their MyChart in your face to see if they are STI free in the year of our Lord 2026 idk what to tell you. Fuck random people raw is crazy.
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My thing is 1. It was cute and respectful. 2.) even if it wasn’t, it’s YOUR child that came on the internet being Natalie first and put that fat ass rhombus on her chin tryna be funny when it’s an obvious insecurity. Natalie could’ve taken it to hell, but North is a child.
they could NEVER make me hate natalie!!! she ATE that last line!😭
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AI keep getting my ass with some of these clothes I keep seeing man lol
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