Lyndon Olson (@fanoonman) profile picture

Nutritional consultant/formulator, Parfarg analyst, polyrhythmic yodeler, cybercretin; 1996 Olympic Chortling team--Zoomboovia (bronze medalist); more to come!

Phoenix, AZ
Joined July 2009
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Thank God there are people in this world that save these poor babies
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High-vibrational beings 🤍🐥🐴🐮
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Tale as old as time.
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Is there anyone else who hasn't paid for a blue-check yet who is now getting pop-up exhortations about this supposed oversight literally the second after every new post or reply? Who at X came up with the idea to ANNOY their way into more paid subscribers? Not very clever, IMHO.
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To be fair, who would've thought that throwing your strongest supporters under the bus and then driving back and forth over them while yelling "hahaha who needs you" would lead to such a bad outcome for your party?
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Healing and Angels come in all forms! ❤️🐕 Listen to what he says and watch his dog’s(angels) reaction. ❤️🐕
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I laughed so hard at this 😂 it gets better as it goes… The first one got taken down for ‘harmful speech’…I have no idea why. So I’m trying again :)
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Hey @X @support, where is the option to see a list of our own "Likes" now? It used to be easy to click on, but now I don't see any way to access that. Am I just overlooking it?
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There is a reason why so many of our politicians are trainwrecks. The donors like to pick empty vessels. They just want people to be able to follow their orders, and independent judgment would get in the way. The problem, as we saw today, is some vessels are a little too empty.
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The government is overpopulated.
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What's up, @x @Support? You have "Tusk" on your Trending list, but every post on that page is about MUSK, not TUSK. I was expecting elephants, a former leader of Poland, or maybe a Fleetwood Mac album. Does someone there not know how to spell the boss's (short) name? 🤔😁
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I mean, it’s a valid question…
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So cute and beautiful puppy
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Thomas Massie 2028. Pass it on.
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Raise your hand if you know it's true.✋
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I was being subtle, now here is the reality someone (neither you, me nor Blow) can speak experientially about. As an independent voter, I vote that this country does not allow entrée to anyone closely related to or affiliated with any organization past present and future that has a takeover ideology religion of Sharia law in this country founded by Christians. Is that clear enough for you?
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This man just took the same plastic recorder that used to sound like a dying goose in elementary school and casually started shredding Sultans of Swing on it. Eyes half-closed, fully committed, fingers flying like he actually practiced this instead of just surviving Hot Cross Buns. Somewhere a music teacher is watching this and having an existential crisis. The recorder has seen things. It will never be the same.
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