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Just saw the substance and Heidi Klum has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever next Halloween

I miss Amherst Massachusetts

My dad coming to nyc and goes “who’s playing at CBGB this weekend?” and I had to break it to him…

I think I’m gunna give up saying “I’m gunna k*ll myself” for lent this year

Ripping an adderall for Oppenheimer then promptly following it up with an edible for Barbie

The girls that get it get it

Today I recommended Ethel Cain to a client and I really hope I don’t lose my license

Happy hour in nyc be like if you RUN HERE after work you can get a drink for the price of an expensive drink in any other city

Bushwick holy trinity <3

Hop along girl is not singing she is SINGING

The reason men suck at lying is cuz they forget what they said before lmao

I wanna watch a pilgrim try to decipher this image

Just saw a crusty white dog with nuts and forgot that was possible for them

Now that I’m done with school who wants to play music w me…👉🏻👈🏻…

Sun dress szn in nyc you know what that means (p***y directly on the subway seat)

Marco just told me a story of how he had withdrawal symptoms for 6 days when he stopped eating Nutella

I wish I was patient enough to listen to ethel Cain. She always makes you wait like 5 min before she pops off

Marco just said he’s gunna become like the wolf of Wall Street but with pizza for everybody

Liz referring to the National anthem: “what’s that song called?”

Megan…….