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you’d fw me eventually🥷

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i don’t know if it’s odd but i’ve never really had a problem with people not checking up on me. it doesn’t bother me at all.
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The Konsa signing has obviously been a success, but it’s crazy how quickly Mosquera went from a CL final and title winning run-in starter, to someone who can’t even get garbage CL league phase minutes. Someone is getting a really good value pickup in the summer.
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Smile nigga, we are touching a lot of money this November and December.
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I'm probably the easiest person to cut off, I ain't asking no questions idgaf 😹
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yes i want to fuck you every day but i also want to make you some lemon and honey tea when you're sick and take care of you
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If I get android and iPhone for pocket and I wan collect girl number, I go use that android.
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everyone get busy. everyone has responsibilities. everyone gets tired. if someone consistently makes time for you, that’s something worth appreciating.
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Ever since I was a little girl I knew no man could ever tell me wtf to do
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Can we normalizeeeeee asking God to protecttttttt us from becominggg arrogant when things go well?????
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There’s always that one song that takes you back to a period of your life you haven’t thought about in years.
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that first kiss with the person you've been dying to kiss is probably the best feeling ever.
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Mourinho has done wonders for us because even when it was 2-1 I knew there was no chance we were losing. No way I would feel that same way a year ago. We are well and truly BACK
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Cristiano Ronaldo! The greatest human to ever touch the ball. Now I’m scared for the day you decide to retire fully. I pray that day rain falls, non stop thunder strikes so you’d change your mind. It would break my heart forever but yeah, we know that day will come but for now, Congratulations on your retirement from the Portuguese international team. Love you GOAT, BOAT 🐐❤️
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God and weed, the only two that was there for me, when everybody counted me out
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No woman ends a relationship to be alone. There's always another guy already.
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if you be babe wey i lodge, and i tell you make you order food, and you order indomie and egg, i go begin look you less.
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what does the right person wrong time even mean? you don’t like me now, but somehow I’m supposed to believe you’ll like me in a few years??
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Weed will have you calculating how much money you saved by not going out, completely ignoring the fact that you spent that same money on weed. Financial management by a professional clown.
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if woman dey try shame me for something short or revealing wey she choose wear come outside and i actually fold make god take me instantly
women will really go outside with a gown so short you can literally see her ass hanging out but I’m the pervert for looking😂😂
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Ran out of superlatives for Jude. His career highlights when it's all said and done will be mounted in museums for the common man to feel something.
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