Matthew Finn

"One time I saw a homeless person on my way to Coinstar. That was pretty awkward."

Well I'm glad that game's over just so I don't have to watch Drew Brees walking all over us anymore

#cowboysvsgiants got me on the edge of my seat right up to the end

Stacy's mom has got it goin on

@Scottysoup94 put me in at $250

100%burnt out

Everyone I work with is irritating me a lot today

Just stepped on a spider while barefoot. Last time I walk around without shoes

Dealing with angry people is probably why I'm angry a lot myself. I'm going to get grey hairs in my late 20's

"If he isn't on duty, it's my civilian right to kick his ass"

When @JennBomber and @E_WEEZY talk youtu.be/DY2cPvMHdL0

After having lived at this house since the end of last summer, we just now found the power outlet in the bathroom 😅

Just got offered a promotion to shift manager 😁

Everyone stop ordering pizza I've been trapped here for 11 hours

I just entered to win a free 2 day pass to @lightsallnight thanks to @coltoncarlyle! promosimple.com/ps/632b

Got a flat...in the rain...with no jack...while I'm at work. My bad luck with tires knows no bounds

Just drove by Ryan and heard the drumline rehearsing...oh the nostalgia

The first time my roommate has texted me in days