Sanji: I am going to become your shield
Luffy, crying: No, please no, please stay my cook, I canβt survive without your food, Sanji please
Sanji: I love myself now
Zoro: Cool, does that mean I donβt need to kill you anymore?
Sanji: No I love myself now, if Iβm not this very lovable person anymore, end me
Sanji: Youβre Luffyβs sword and Iβm-
Zoro: Youβll be his shield
Usopp in the background flexing his muscles: And Iβll be his bow
Sanji: Marimo, you can be Luffyβs sword and Iβll be-
Zoro: -s, sword-s, plural, weβve known each for many years now, keep up with the number of swords please, you can continue
Sanji: I donβt want to anymore
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Usopp: Ever since I met you, I havenβt had a leftover day, not that I have anything against leftovers but itβs nice to know you love us so much that you cook for us every day
Sanji: Thank you but the reason we donβt have leftover days is our captain, there are no leftovers






