The poor random unsuspecting scav who committed the awful crime of standing the closest to the street of the group about to get hit full speed by Jackie’s Arch (he’s getting off easy)
I have a power of making adults unnecessarily and hilariously and pathetically obsessively mad at me
I miss when Godzilla was actually fucking cool by being big atomic laser lizard and not “let’s make this large fucker have literally infinite feats and glaze him like a donut in a strip club”
