🇬🇧 bullshitting my way through life 🇱🇾 #Rise up ✝️

London
Joined November 2010
Replying to @bkwhufc
I’ll get you some DMT and you won’t know if you’ve died yet or not
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Michael Carrick has just devoured some spotted dick on this train home....he looks utterly satisfied!
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u can see the decline in literacy through this
.@Dictionarycom’s Words of the Year over the last decade: 2026: Maxxing 2025: 67 2024: Demure 2023: Hallucinate 2022: Woman 2021: Allyship 2020: Pandemic 2019: Existential 2018: Misinformation 2017: Complicit 2016: Xenophobia
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Replying to @ffsSpooky
57k is crazy you were pacing up and down the country
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I know this is old tea but… I want yall to really sit and think about what Jigga had to have done to his wife for that lady’s sister to beat him in a public elevator. This is beyond cheating. Let’s use our brains.
Who remembers that time when Beyoncé sister solange attacked Jay Z in the elevator and Beyoncé didn’t even try to stop it she just stood there and watched😭.
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Why’s he wearing bacteria
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😙🌕 Harry Kane, the first English player to win the Ballon d’Or since Michael Owen in 2001 — 25 years later, in London. English players who won the Ballon d’Or: Stanley Matthews, Bobby Charlton, Kevin Keegan (x2), Michael Owen, Harry Kane.
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(O)Kay retweeted
I love anal sex
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This account lists Florida, USA but X data shows it is based in Nigeria. It posts frequent explicit content with photos of a woman to drive engagement, consistent with common patterns of foreign engagement-farming accounts. x.com/merryzra
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RIP in peace @ReallyNiceDerek your with the angles now ❤️
🤖 Made with AI
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ENDOMETRIOSIS HAS NOW BEEN FOUND IN THE LUNGS, BRAIN, HEART AND OTHER ORGANS IN THE FEMALE BODY-ENDO IS FAR MORE THAN JUST A "BAD PERIOD" DISEASE; IT IS COMPLEX, SYSTEMIC WARFARE WAGED AGAINST THE ENTIRE BODY.
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Obsessed with this but it’s so expensive 😡😡
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King William 😭😭
‘I live in Manchester, some of them are not that professional.’ ‘There’s a few of them that don’t go to bed at the right times, don’t eat the right things.’ I wonder who Gary Neville is on about here…
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(O)Kay retweeted
ya bird shoots sawn offs at police
Nottingham rapper “Bandit” aka Aisha Zaman has been charged with shooting a police officer after being stopped at 4:50am in Angel row on 18.10.26
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Banging film, remember doing a study on this in uni
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Replying to @Whu199 @ffsSpooky
Skin to skin bonding, helps the baby bond with the father after birth
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Sorry but my friends are so talented
My friends are cool
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Replying to @ffsSpooky
I reckon deportation is higher priority at this moment in time
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BREAKING: Update on ReallyNiceDerek (aka Del G, aka ‘The Numbers’) “Women’s boxing. Ban it. Tell all my birds on there that I miss them and I’ll be back with them soon.” Huge. #boxing #ReallyNiceDerek
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