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Joined June 2025
🚨 NEW WORDS: I wrote about, and was captivated by, Paul Thomas Anderson and Benny Safdie’s capture of Cameron Winter, at his precocious best, at Carnegie Hall. link below 👇
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Adam Silver, I want 100 games!
the massive uptick in Achilles, hamstring, and ACL injuries in elite sports is just a coincidence guys. sporting executives would NEVER endanger player health for more profit. we need MORE games. MORE incentives to play more games. that’ll do it.
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There is scientific evidence that athletes cannot play and train this much at this intensity but it’s okay because magic bean selling coaches will say they should train lighter and execs will say it’s not a big deal
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I nearly reached breaking point in my NBA fandom because I held the deterministic belief that every game was just about 3p variance and that players had zero agency over %s The Miami Heat almost broke me basically
Broke: playoffs are all that matters Woke: playoffs are too small sample size to matter Bespoke: no games at all matter bc every individual game is subject to variance and even over large samples technically every game in the data set could be corrupted by variance/luck
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Leaders in Points Created vs Tov%. Size = on ball% JT has been off to a phenomenal start despite the 3pt struggles. But really stands out when you see how low his on ball% is.
Tatum responsible for 57 points with 0 turnovers lmao
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wonder why the best attackers in the world don’t come here?
I like laughing at Arsenal, but this could easily have done a 16 year old’s ACL. Deserved a kick and more tbh.
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Arsenal now will have a full week of rest: - before Man Utd (h), - before Hull City (a), - in the week between Man City (a) and Liverpool (h) - And will not need to potentially re-schedule a home tie with Sunderland (who could be in Europa action) 20-30 rest days. Added.
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one last luka vs tatum battle in the year of 2027
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Dowman didn’t kick that bitch ass nigga hard enough, look where his foot is in this pic
He was a planted leg away from an ACL.
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Jayson Tatum just hit another game-winner. Since 1996-97, no other player has a higher FG% on shots to tie or take the lead in the final 24 seconds of a game. (min 60 FGA)
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What did Paul George see on Jayson Tatum’s game winner? “We got the ball to the MVP and he took us home.”
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Celtics announcers DISSED Jaylen Brown 😭 "Tatum has ZERO turnovers tonight." "If I were to do PR work for Jayson Tatum, I'd just remind everyone who led the league in turnovers last year."
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just give me 50 games at like 80% of this wonderunc
Paul George so far this season: 22.3 PPG 6.0 RPG 3.5 APG 2.3 SPG 47% FG 44% 3PT 87% FT 61% TS
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guys said private equity drove this trade instead of just admitting he was an upgrade
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He really needs animosity to be at his best. What a great gimmick
Jayson Tatum send a message “I’m starting to feel like my old self.” Scary 🔥 (Via @NBCSCeltics / h/t @PolymarketHoops )
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Mikel Brown is a bit slow but the way he was pushing pace and getting to the cup + so many self-created 3s + board impact… good kid he’ll learn
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MVP me #0.
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Jordi’s called some hilariously good plays down the stretch here lol, Nets were due one going in
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This is such a cool take on the elevator play
THE ROOK AIN'T SCARED 13 IN Q4
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Still od’ing on middies compared to 3PA (which I’d guess is an attempt to fill the whole JB left) but the rim rate is phenomenal, the defense looks great, FTAs are back up and his playmaking is better and more efficient than ever. It’s great, though not perfect
if this is gonna be Tatum's shot profile he can say goodbye to being an elite player lol. not only is his middy/post-scoring efficiency not good but it is incredibly attritional for a post-Achilles body. more PU3s asap
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If we sort out the middie issue we’ll be the closest player to Shai/Wemby itl
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