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chuckin FUDders and suckin udders. class of 2069. $30/hr nbd

nyc (temp)
Joined November 2024
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i’m in the blockchain. i can see the gwei flying from node to node. new blocks being created. i must chain them together
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this morning cecilia hsueh inspired me to go barefoot on the subway
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what happens when people finally listen to me: world peace
My Aptos validator is now live! - CTO related governance - Just 2% commission (avg. 8%) - Secured by @Figment_io & @CopperHQ - REDACTED 🍯 Staking looking good here
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HR wants me to push the button
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they let that lil guy build a mf car
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don’t stake at night. the blockchains are sleeping
You need to be daylight staking.
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I’ll be attending the Digital Assets Sidebar on Weds Mar 19th I look forward to collaborating with port authority piers, the former Giulliani administration, and God to ensure no taxes on my crypto gains. Thank you Mom for this opportunity and getting Zyn to sponsor.
I’ll be attending The Digital Assets Summit on Friday, March 7th at the White House. I look forward to collaborating with industry peers, the Trump administration, and elected officials to ensure crypto thrives in America. Thank you to President Trump for this wonderful opportunity!
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damn this slack outage is craaaaazzzyyyyy
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fired up for eth denver. learning new dance on the plane
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i had this exact thread in drafts
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tomorrow is drive your validator to work day
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teams you should be paying attention to algorand vechain XRPLEVM IOTA mantra
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we just bought our solana validator a cape
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a million chains absolutely shits on @2chainz. shaking in my low top air force 1s
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fuck man i love me too
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just woke up from friday’s rip at phebe’s who’s this trump guy
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how many fucking blockchains are there
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Replying to @phantom
@phantom idea for next year but you should do something like spotify wrapped for all the crazy stuff each user did
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then call it w2025
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Replying to @babylonlabs_io
That’s really sick I would like to sit and have a beer with that guy
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