@finchmachine

Boilermaker. Rubio Long Snapping Instructor. disclaimer: all opinions are my own.

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Elite!!!! Thankful for our EQ and Video Staff
Scott Anderson@scottandvideo24 Nov 2023
Special Thanksgiving edition of Ducks vs Them: Equipment (@DuckSwag) vs Video "Turkey Bowl"

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Trey Flint@trey_flint823 Nov 2023
If you would've told me this is where I would be a year ago, I don't know if I would've believed you. I played D2 ball the last two years. God has a plan for you, trust him. Set goals and chase your dreams. I am thankful for everyone that has helped me throughout this journey.
Mizzou Football
@MizzouFootball23 Nov 2023
𝑺𝑷𝑬𝑪𝑰𝑨𝑳 threads for the Battle Line Rivalry 😮‍💨 #MIZ 🐯🏈
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4-3 record against Evan in college
Evan Turner
@thekidet22 Nov 2023
I do my best trash talking when I'm around @RobbieHummel
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TREMENDOUS article on TOP 12 Rubio Long Snapper and Patrick Mannelly Award semi-finalist Simon Samarzich of Washington State. This is how detailed every article on a Long Snapper should be! Well done to writer Jamie Vinnick! 247sports.com/college/washin… #RubioFamily | #TheFactoryJustKeepsOnProducing
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Can’t believe it’s this time of year already. For the thousandth time. THIS WAS NOT ME!!! Me or Turtle would have been outta there right away.
Ballislife.com
@Ballislife19 Nov 2023
19 years ago today, Turtle tried to fight Ron Artest! 👀 Jermaine O’Neal’s slide punch xitter.cf/Ballislife/status/1196…
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If you’re in the portal and/or headed there, you are DEFINITELY going to want to attend VEGAS XLIII in January. There will be a dedicated group for transfer Long Snappers to get more film to highlight you immediately for the college coaches. campscui.active.com/orgs/Rub…
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Hudak@EthanHudak10 Nov 2023
Train with the best! @TheChrisRubio – at New Orleans, LA
Rubio Long Snapping®
@TheChrisRubio10 Nov 2023
SHOWTIME!!! Great snap and tackle by TOP 12 Rubio Long Snapper Ethan Hudak of Tulane! Keep up the great work on and off the field Hudak! #RubioFamily | #TheFactoryJustKeepsOnProducing
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First, applaud Massie for trying to take away government's ability to kill your car whenever it wishes. Then, ask yourself why government would want the ability to kill your car whenever it wishes.
Thomas Massie
@RepThomasMassie7 Nov 2023
If it passes, my "kill switch” amendment will defund the looming mandate that all new vehicles sold after 2026 be equipped with technology that can automatically disable vehicles.
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Ryan Gosling is a generational comedic actor stuck in a leading man's body
Project Big Screen
@ProjBigScreen2 Nov 2023
Ryan Gosling & Emily Blunt star in the first trailer for David Leitch’s THE FALL GUY Hitting theaters on March 1st. Thoughts?

The Fall Guy - Official Trailer

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Texas Rangers
@Rangers2 Nov 2023
Went and took it.
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Ben Pratt@BenPratt701 Nov 2023
Full circle moment yesterday playing against @IsaacHatfield13 in a snowy Tuesday Night MACtion game! @TheChrisRubio #RubioFamily #TheFactoryJustKeepsOnProducing
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Ducks vs. Them: Game 8 Cinematic Recap #GoDucks
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💪🦆 #GoDucks x @TheOregonDuck
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This is not only the worst tweet I've ever seen it's the worst thought I've ever seen expressed.
Steven Cheah
@StevenCheah29 Oct 2023
JJ Watt looks like a teacher that will respond “I don’t know. Can you?” when you ask if you can go to the bathroom.
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This is why lineman have to wear those Guardian Caps on their helmets in practice.
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On Nov 8th 2020, after his last regular season loss to date, Kirby Smart had a 48-14 record as head coach. He is now 89-15. Won 2 national titles, 4 playoff games, 25 games in a row, and 34 straight regular season games since that day. Getting to 89-15 from 48-14 ain’t bad.
Georgia Football
@GeorgiaFootball28 Oct 2023
Thank you to the best fans in the land 🙌 #GoDawgs
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Boilers?
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What if we told you there’s a way to get a 7 way tie at the top of the B1G West standings? Committee member @JustTMill came up with this plan. Green = win over that team, red = loss.
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Ty Hill
@cheetah27 Oct 2023
Once the punt returner says “PETER” the ball is dead . All return specialist know this 🫣
Footballism
@FootbaIIism26 Oct 2023
Nothing about this says fair catch 😑

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If I get 5 questions with God when I die, I'm gonna blow one on "What did Purdue do to Colin Cowherd?" This dude has sent shots for decades.
Herd w/Colin Cowherd
@TheHerd24 Oct 2023
"If Purdue was doing this, nobody would care... If you didn't know a rule existed before this story, you can't be outraged by it." — @ColinCowherd on Michigan under investigation

#TheHerd with Colin Cowherd on Fox Sports Radio, FS1 and iHeartRadio. 12 PM - 3 PM ET

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