Do NOT project your lack of whimsy onto me.

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Joined November 2012
Onye kwe, Chi ya ekwe!
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fun fact: women love when you randomly send money
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If we fuck and someone finds out, I will block you!
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I may be whimsical and look like a princess but I’m also extremely focused, ambitious, and strategic.
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Someone said, “Care, but don’t carry,” and that altered my brain chemistry.
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HOW TO DRESS LIKE YOUR MIRACLE! HALLELUJAH CHALLENGE 2026 📅 OCTOBER 26th , 2026 ( Today) ⏰: 11:59pm ✈️ 1. VISA APPROVAL & RELOCATION • Carry a suitcase or travel bag. • Wear a sweater or jacket. • Put on a head warmer. • Carry your international passport. 💍 2. MARITAL SETTLEMENT • Ladies: Wear a white dress; gentlemen: wear a suit. • Wear a ring. • Hold a bouquet of flowers. • Add a bridal veil. 👶 3. FRUIT OF THE WOMB • Hold baby clothes. • Wear maternity-inspired clothing. • Place baby clothes over your tummy. • Carry a cute teddy bear. 📚 4. ACADEMIC EXCELLENCE • Hold your books. • Carry your certificate or graduation scroll. • Write down the results you’re praying for. 💰 5. FINANCIAL BREAKTHROUGH • Hold some cash. • Carry your ATM card. • Dress up and accessorize. • Write down your financial goals. 🩺 6. DIVINE HEALTH • Carry a basket of fruits. • Hold a bottle of water. • Wear a comfortable outfit. • Write “GOOD HEALTH” boldly on a piece of paper. 🏡 7. HOUSE & CAR OWNERSHIP • Hold your keys. • Carry a file representing your dream house or car. • Bring a key holder. 💼 8. NEW JOB OPPORTUNITIES • Write out your desired employment letter. • Hold a laptop. • Carry your CV. • Dress professionally in corporate attire. 🛍️ 9. BUSINESS GROWTH & INCREASED SALES • Hold your products and pray over your business. • Bring your business logo, flyer, or business card. • Dress to represent the business you’re believing God to grow. 🎓 10. SCHOLARSHIP OPPORTUNITIES • Carry your admission letter or application documents. • Hold your books. • Write down the scholarship you’re believing God for. • Dress like a student ready for a new opportunity. 🌍 11. INTERNATIONAL TRAVEL • Carry your suitcase. • Hold your passport. • Wear a travel-inspired outfit. • Write down your dream destination. 📈 12. CAREER ADVANCEMENT & PROMOTION • Dress in corporate attire. • Carry your laptop or work bag. • Hold a file labelled “PROMOTION.” • Write down your desired position. 🕊️ 13. DEBT FREEDOM & FINANCIAL STABILITY • Carry a written declaration of financial freedom. • Hold a notebook containing your financial goals. • Write “DEBT-FREE” boldly on a piece of paper. 🚀 14. BUSINESS EXPANSION • Carry your business products. • Hold your business plan or financial projections. • Bring your company logo or business cards. • Dress like the CEO you’re praying to become! ✨ 15. PERSONAL BREAKTHROUGH & NEW BEGINNINGS • Write down your prayer requests. • Carry a journal representing your dreams. • Dress in an outfit that represents the new season you’re trusting God for. 🇳🇬 16, A BETTER NIGERIA & THE NEXT PRESIDENT • Wear a green and white outfit. • Carry the Nigerian flag. • Write “A BETTER NIGERIA” boldly on a piece of paper. • Write down the Name and qualities you desire in the next president. DRESS LIKE YOUR MIRACLE IS ALREADY HERE! 🎉🙌🏽 Your testimony will be the next one we celebrate! #HallelujahChallenge
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Man, I need to study more! You hear some people speak, and just shiver from the sheer quality of knowledge they harbor in their minds. All from studying texts!
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An average MRI machine cost $250,000 (375,000,000). Dayo Israel shared 7 brand new 2026 Prado SUVs at the cost of 165 million per unit which cost 1.1 billion ($825,000). Dayo Israel is the Chairman, federal medical center in Abeokuta, which is a specialist hospital with ZERO MRI machine. None at all. The 7 SUVs can purchase 3 MRI machines. Please vote out these wasteful losers in 2027!!
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Oh God, give me the discipline to create the life I want for myself.
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y'all don't solo dance in your room enough, that's why you're always mad.
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Nigerians, incase you’re looking for inspo.
Serbia just voted out the party that held power for 14 years under authoritarian rule. People organized, showed up, and won. America, this could be us next week!
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Nbl
“Seyi’s Father must go! Even if it’s not Obi, even if it’s you, let’s put you! But Seyi’s father should go” 😭😭
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I think I’m a little crazy but I’m very alluring and smart and gorgeous and worthwhile
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This week is going to be a great week for me. I declare grace to my spirit, wisdom to my heart, joy to my soul, strength to my hands, speed to my feet, oil upon my head, order to my life.
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Anywhere my name is mentioned this week, favour shall speak for me.
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If I cut you off, you becoming successful later won’t make me regret my decision. Win. Grow. Do well. You’re still not someone i want in my life.
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Losing God's favour. 😥💔
what’s your greatest fear?
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I have a very strong sense of self and that’s what I love most about me. I know exactly what’s for me and what’s not. And I cannot be swayed. God bless
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“Opposition is responsible for hunger.” e no reach 24 hours, youth leader tear 7 brand new 2026 Prados. “endure the reforms,” Una 🖐️
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Don't kys. You haven't taken your best nude yet
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