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andro

@firstlifecycle_

weird, no one’s on the beach

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Joined August 2014
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sometimes after a few drinks I wanna post stuff like “I hope everyone in my life knows I love them” but I mean it in a sweet maudlin Jimmy Stewart way and not a suicidal way, and subsequently I realize they’re the same thing
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Kevin Lamb (@KevinLamb74) profile pictureKevin Lamb
@KevinLamb74Nov 6
Having the Clone Troopers in the prequels be CGI used to bother me. But after seeing the chubby real life cosplayers with the horribly ill-fitting armor that Disney cast in the Obi-Wan, Ahsoka and Andor series, I now love the sleek CGI versions, lol.
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my plan is to be 25 for 10 years and then i'll suddenly be 40.
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Stop pretending ANAL Is normal Your man is GAY…
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@zithekydOct 24
its lowkey a war on people with the light still in their eyes
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this malick ass baby bro
gal౨ৎ (@prtygal777) profile picturegal౨ৎ
@prtygal777Oct 18
such a precious moment
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Ravenholm, Half-Life 2 "Beta" (Source 1)
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the point of being a hater is having taste. For everything you hate on you must have something you just as enthusiastically recommend. Otherwise you’re a cancer upon society
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Bryan Cheong (@bryancsk) profile pictureBryan Cheong
@bryancskOct 8
You're telling me Jewish folks thought if you arranged words and symbols systematically in the right way you can create intelligent golem entities and the two companies they founded to do this are worth several trillion?
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おはようございます。
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I believe in zionism but for people from SoCal. I am a La Jollan and Son of Westwood born near the shores of the Pacific Ocean in the Blessed Realm of SoCal. This was promised to be by God 3k years ago.
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@onllycutestuffOct 4
California
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Me when the evil ass gay AIDS supervillain tells me to hate the Vicar of Christ:
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@remarksSep 24
JUST IN: Palantir Co-Founder Peter Thiel says Pope Leo XIV was a "useful idiot for China" due to his comments on AI.
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I had a great day today in Tel Aviv
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We're all just maps in the garrys mod of life
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Metal Gear Solid 4: Guns of the Patriots
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At times, the joy that life attacks me with is unbearable and leads to gasping hysterical laughter. I find myself completely out of control and wonder how could life could surprise me again and again and again, so completely. How could a man be a cynic? It is a sin.
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SHUT THE FUCJ UPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Best tweet
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Shame on you @Sony
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limpkin@acealeamSep 8
All pleasure is kinda guilty to a guy like me
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