First World Problems (@firstworldme) profile picture

A consistent flow of fresh first world problems - because life is hard on top.

Joined April 2011
I'm too lazy to cook, but I'm also too tired to go anywhere. #firstworldproblems
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I had a late breakfast, and now I have to pick between a late lunch or early dinner. #firstworldproblems
Trying to type Pokemon names with autocorrect on. #firstworldproblems
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I'm out of hamburger buns so I had to use slices of bread instead. #firstworldproblems
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I accidentally knocked most of my fries onto the car floor. #firstworldproblems
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Have to wait until next year for new Game of Thrones episodes. #firstworldproblems
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I had to make a sandwich with the two end pieces of bread. #firstworldproblems
Amazon's shipping is so fast, I couldn't cancel my order in time. #firstworldproblems
The hotel where I am staying does not have a dry cleaning service. #firstworldproblems
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I want to stand in the sun, but if I do it is slightly difficult to see my iPhone screen. #firstworldproblems
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The restaurant I wanted to go to was full. #firstworldproblems
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My fridge is so full the door doesn't shut correctly. #firstworldproblems
My electric toothbrush died so now I have to move my arm to brush my teeth. #firstworldproblems
I'm too hot when wearing a jacket, but too cold without one. #firstworldproblems
The Game of Thrones season premiere is still an hour away. #firstworldproblems
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My microwave has a popcorn button, but the popcorn box says not to use it. #firstworldproblems
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I microwaved my food too much and now it's too hot to eat. #firstworldproblems
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