🚨 LEAKED footage of the new South Park episode: Alon behind the scenes of the Kimchi rug.

Feels like a good time to remind everyone I've been right about all of this despite how crazy it all might sound. Stop allowing yourselves to be psyoped by Pumpfun's army of paid actors/ bots/ botnets that X allows to roam freely and start thinking for yourselves.

This is the most serious 48 hours in cybersecurity history. "Black October" they're calling it It seems every *hour* there's a new incident, that in a typical year, would be one of the biggest incidents of the *entire year* SUMMARY OF THE LAST 48 HOURS: YEAR-LEVEL INCIDENTS (In a typical year, these would be among the biggest incidents of the year): 1. PHP2Shell: a hole in the software behind ~70% of websites. Governments took sites offline. 2. eMudhra: the master keys that prove websites are real were cracked. One was the number 4. 3. California: data on every public school student since 2023 stolen, including disability status 4. Railway: hackers stole customers' secret keys from a hosting platform used by millions of developers 5. Zeabur: 321,810 accounts breached. The company is shutting down. 6. LiteLLM: an AI tool downloaded 3.4 million times a day was poisoned with a password stealer 7. GitLab: a 10-out-of-10 severity hole in every version since 2014 8. Cairn: criminals used an AI hacking tool to break into 100+ companies 9. Ahold Delhaize: hackers knocked the owner of Food Lion and Stop & Shop offline 10. Onamae: malware planted on up to 26,739 customer servers in Japan MONTH-LEVEL INCIDENTS (In a typical month, these would be among the biggest incidents): 11. Signal: a bug could leave your mic and camera on after you hang up 12. NGINX: 3 critical holes in software running ~1/3 of websites 13. HTTP/3: a single connection can crash 7 of the 10 web server types tested 14. Plex: hackers breaking into home media servers 15. SafePay ransomware: FBI warns it has hit 600+ critical infrastructure organizations 16. Palo Alto: ransomware gangs breaking in through company firewalls 17. Bullhorn: platform used by 10,000+ companies knocked offline 18. Medi-Cal: 970,000 patients' data stolen 19. WordPress: hackers stole a plugin maker's keys and used them to plant backdoors on websites 20. AOMEI: backup software's update server handed out a backdoor 21. Meta Muse: Meta's AI agent exposed users' personal and business secrets 22. Tor: 333 relays hijacked to steal logins 23. TiDB Cloud: database company's cloud breached Also serious: 24. State Bank of India: India's biggest bank confirms a data breach 25. OVHcloud: hackers slipped a password stealer into a cloud company's official tool 26. Siemens: a software hole being used to spread malware 27. North Korea: state hackers launch a new attack campaign on South Korea

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pump.fun, a solana memecoin launchpad, pays usdc rewards to users who post public picks of coins they hold, called callouts. starting with the october 10 payout, rewards for low-cap coins are lower, and followers' profits now count more than trading volume. this cuts the extra pay for promoting small holdings. but the scoring is confidential, so it is unclear if it tracks what followers actually make after entries, exits and costs.

Holy shit lmao

The colony burns harder at night 🌙 Night mode is live, written into the program: From 20:00 to 05:00 UTC every trade burns 70% of its fee from the host, not 50% The dev's share stays the same, the treasury's cut goes into the fire Every night burn is flagged on chain, check any feed yourself Night owls, which host are you burning tonight? parasiteonsol.fun

Solana is not for pussies.