Sometimes I type on a computer to make things do stuff.

Joined June 2012
Six year on and I still haven't cracked it. :'( xitter.cf/fliao1/status/46397845…
My current mission in life is to make up a joke with the punch line "bean there done that".
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Wow my grand return to posting on Twitter marred by a typo
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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary
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Fiona Liao retweeted
Exit poll be like
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If you think Amazon are going to send you what you ordered you’ve got another thing coming.
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At Christmas, it's important to pause and remember all those who have wronged you this year and how you can wreak vengeance on them in 2017
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Mum said I couldn't fit five ice cream tubs into an already cramped mini freezer. Proved her wrong. Ha. #nevergiveupyourdreams
Fiona Liao retweeted
Happy birthday, Alan Turing! goo.gl/DCTujz
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What's a tree's favourite maths topic? Treegonometry.
Did you hear about the oak who betrayed his forest? He was executed for treeson.
Tree puns are easy treesy.
A teenage tree's favourite phrase: "JUST LEAF ME ALONE".
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Must use the phrase "that's adoorable" sometime.
If a door can be ajar, can a jar be adoor? #logic
Microsoft counts in base-9. #Windows10
I got a giant inflatable microphone today. It is the best purchase I have made. Ever.
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A person who doesn't laugh a lot should be described as lolney.