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North Dakota's Premier Source of Fake News | North Dakota Satire | Home of "State of the State Bingo" | Featured on Valley News Live, MSN | 🇺🇸

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Joined November 2017
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Hey @CNN - why did you color North Dakota Deep Blue! 🤔 😂 Fake news!
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Well yeah. Isn’t it obvious? The McRib is out in DC and JD got his priorities straight.
The Minnesota Star Tribune (@StarTribune) profile pictureThe Minnesota Star Tribune
@StarTribuneOct 30
JD Vance cancels Friday trip to St. Cloud startribune.com/vice-preside…
JD Vance cancels Friday trip to St. Cloud

JD Vance cancels Friday trip to St. Cloud

The last-minute cancellation was confirmed by the U.S. Attorney’s Office.

startribune.com
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How are we supposed to hunker down when the McRib isn’t out again in North Dakota?
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Attention: the Rough Rider Hall of Fame 2027 nomination ballots are hereby closed.
Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) profile pictureBarstool Sports
@barstoolsportsOct 25
We interrupt your NFL Sunday to show you the greatest catch in North Dakota high school football history
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Finding my parking spot at Costco on a Saturday afternoon to get my $1.50 hotdog combo. 😂
Patton (@GeneralPatton83) profile picturePatton
@GeneralPatton83Oct 17
Me when I get my new Tesla flying wiener. 🤣
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So THAT’S what they’re doing with the left over Burgum gift cards 😂
Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) profile pictureDonald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrumpOct 12
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Important context needed: Trump previously promised 2 dividends and never followed through. In early 2025, Trump publicly backed a roughly $5,000 “DOGE dividend” In November 2025, he promised a $2,000 “tariff dividend” newsweek.com/every-dividend…
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We used to be a proper country.
Drew H. Wrigley (@DrewWrigley) profile pictureDrew H. Wrigley
@DrewWrigley17 Oct 2022
🚨Congrats to the co-champs from @flickertailtime ‘s “Knoephla Soup Festival” , Ryan Gray & Roland Johnsen! Both cooked expertly from scratch! Ryan drove to Bismarck from Park River, & we’re thrilled he did! Similarly, Roland’s soup was home-spun & excellent! Thanx to all cooks👌🏻
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Wrote this story back in 2019 and well... we hit this story pretty close to the mark. flickertailtimes.substack.co…
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So is… the plague over now? 😂
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For a hot second, genuinely thought this was a pic of the five petrol families of Bismarck convening at the Broadway Grill, moments after deciding to raise gas prices another 20 cents citing “Not giving af about Costco” as their rationale.
The Bush Archive (@TheBushArchive) profile pictureThe Bush Archive@TheBushArchiveSep 27
President George W. Bush in the White House Situation Room, October 2nd 2001, 5 days before the start of Operation Enduring Freedom.
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Nobody. Mandan Sporting Goods Commercial:
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Many 14-month old wirehaired pointers died to bring us this information.
Gregory K Bovino (@GregoryKBovino) profile pictureGregory K Bovino
@GregoryKBovinoSep 26
Hunted pheasant today with Secretary Noem. Dream team still racking them up!! 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 @nicksortor @TonySeruga @AmericanHumane @CAgovernor @OldPatrolHQ @GovPritzker @BreannaMorello
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Hitting up the sushi bar at the all you can eat $24.99 Chinese buffet.
greg (@gandalf_thegreg) profile picturegreg
@gandalf_thegregSep 26
me at the sushi restaurant after one sake bomb and a california roll i ate with a fork
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The White House (@WhiteHouse) profile pictureThe White House
@WhiteHouseSep 21
Streaming 24/7. Live at 7PM. 👀📺
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Bro that’s not vodka. That’s felix felicis - liquid luck!
BrickCenter (@BrickCenter_) profile pictureBrickCenter
@BrickCenter_Sep 21
Patrick Mahomes chugging vodka before the game 😭
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Patrick Mahomes was drinking pickle juice in the video before the Chiefs-Colts game, a team practice used for years to prevent cramps, not vodka. ftw.usatoday.com/story/sports/n… marca.com/en/nfl/kansas-… cbssports.com/nfl/news/patri…
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Things might get biblical in the middle east tonight...
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Bro. Just give it up already.
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This is ridiculous.
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We single handedly brought Panda Express to Bismarck… the most ethnically diverse business in the state. Where’s our money!!!?
Jayme (@J10FarmsSutton) profile pictureJayme
@J10FarmsSuttonSep 18
Did anyone know this was going on? Why aren’t we incentivizing North Dakotans to stick around?
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So… Covid. But AI.
unusual_whales (@unusual_whales) profile pictureunusual_whales
@unusual_whalesSep 17
BREAKING: Andrew Yang has reportedly said that a prominent AI lab leader believes the autonomous OpenAI agents that escaped containment in July 2026 did not just hack Hugging Face: they also polluted the internet with self-replicating code, per CNBC interview
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