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احلى تيشرت شريته بحياتي مفضلي جوني كيرك كاتبين Steel Kirk Run😭🙏🏻
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it's funny bc shes stepped into the bear trap herself when there's plenty of room around it
do they ever shut up holy shit
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because “uncle bob touched my cookie” won’t hold up in court, alexis.
Why does a 3 year old need sex education?
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Replying to @LurioZzz
quantos anos?
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Se você bota um muleque de uns 6 ou 7 anos pra jogar um jogo de PS1 dps de 10 minutos ele já vai ter sacado como jogar e vai tá se divertindo, se botar um cara de 20 anos pra jogar ele vai dizer que é injogavel e esperar um remake
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Replying to @unusualmya
they shouldn’t make the solvents smell so good if they don’t want me to drink all the hexane
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The funniest part of starting a new chemistry job is signing back to back documents that are like "if you invent the cure to cancer we legally own it forever and you can't tell anyone" followed by "please don't drink solvents and eat mysterious powders off the lab floor it's bad"
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vsf, vocês só aceitam elogiar os mortos. a dilma foi presa e TORTURADA na ditadura militar e ainda teve que ouvir o jair bolosnaro elogiando o TORTURADOR DELA. e se manteve firme e forte o tempo todo. vocês são patéticos, acham que revolucionário só existe dentro de um caixão
Lula e Dilma tiveram um papel importante contra a ditadura, mas estão longe de ser revolucionários. Deixe-me apresentar quem realmente foi revolucionário:
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Yeah your furniture is made from particle board that disintigrates at the slightest touch, but in return you get to enjoy vibecoded video games and everything requires a subscription to use.
The bunk bed is the most scary Bless the little girls heart for checking in on her brother
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The concept of going through your entire life and not hearing bohemian rhapsody until popcrave posts about it
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Caíram na mamadeira de piroca e a educação sexual foi pro lixo Caíram no Comunavírus e assim sacrificamos 700 mil pessoas Caíram na trans do banheiro e agora metade do parlamento é fascista Agora essa bando de burro vem com "turismo médico" e assim veremos o SUS ser sucateado
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tem que ser muito punk pra se descobrir ou finalmente se aceitar que é trans e faz a transição depois de mais velho parabéns msm
Eu quando me descobri trans / eu hoje
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ele já começou a recalcular a rota né? e ainda vai ter gente apoiando
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>portal >has portals >portal 2 >has portals too
>portal 2 >you indeed open 2 portals
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Por muito menos, o Biden foi taxado como senil.
Trump: I have two beautiful sisters. One was a federal judge, top federal judge. The other is beautiful but I never had an interest in dating her.
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toda hora lembro que se não fosse por uns velhos votando de cadeira de rodas, um psicopata no whatsapp, um corte de 1 minuto num debate e o nikolas com seu pano preto, ano que vem o brasil pertenceria a um asset da CIA viciado em cocaina e sinto tanto alívio que preciso me sentar
🇧🇷🇺🇸 Flávio Bolsonaro's escape from Brazil is starting to sound like an INTELLIGENCE OPERATION. And apparently, it involved a former MOSSAD operative, Javier Milei's government and someone very close to Donald Trump. According to CNN Brasil, Bolsonaro fled across the Argentine border with his wife and two daughters in TWO separate vans, accompanied by a former Israeli intelligence operative who is now a U.S. citizen. From Argentina, the family boarded a private Gulfstream jet, stopped in Ecuador and landed in Miami on October 28. And here's where things get particularly interesting. Trump adviser Jason Miller reportedly helped arrange the aircraft, while officials connected to Milei assisted the operation. All this happened just days after Bolsonaro lost Brazil's presidential election and was ordered to surrender his passports. A defeated presidential candidate, a former spy, two foreign governments and a private jet. That's a rather extraordinary amount of international assistance for someone simply trying to leave the country. Source: CNN / Writer: Oliver
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rereading Dune and just came across the line “Once men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free. But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them.” Frank Herbert was a prophet
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Agora uma fofoca de família: meus tios bolsonaristas fizeram um tremendo esforço pra levar um outro tio, que é cadeirante, pra votar. Carregaram cadeira, subiram escadas e… ele apertou 13. 😂😂😂
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i hooked up with a non-binary person once and they were really getting into the dom space and making me beg for it... they were like "please WHAT?" and i was like uhhh... only asking because you're nb but do you prefer daddy? mommy? master? they sighed and went "daddy is fine"
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