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Joined June 2014
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You are not weird, you have beaten the system. Congratulations!
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I want to like people, but they make it so hard
Depression so thick you could cut it with a razor blade
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World's Worst Pick-Up Line馃弳 "I put the toil, in toilet"
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Obviously a juggler was just kidnapped. What do I dial? Kidnapping must be a 911 call, but juggler feels like a 311.
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Peanut butter is my jam
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Sculpting is my medium, pizza is my large
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Waffles are organized pancakes
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I should try a m茅nage 脿 trois, but I only know 2 people. A lady at Dunkin' Donuts & the guy at the record shop. This may be an awkward convo
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I only hunt the most dangerous game, Jarts
I would like a side of bacon, in fact I'll take both sides
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<--- Will gimp for food
*Trophies your tweet thanking someone for a trophy because it's the only original tweet I can find in your TL*
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Scientists play fractical jokes on each other
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Foot-longs make me feel inadequate, so I only eat cocktail franks
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Bacon, but I can't
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Tweet responsibly, you may be someone's main news source.
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Is it the next day if I haven't slept?
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Musicians get tangled in their electric chords
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Bumper sticker idea: Ask me about my road rage
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Ugh, these jerks at work tell the same boring stories everyday. I get it, you like bones!!馃檮
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