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vibe: 1995, your dad dropped you off at a Van Halen concert, Eddie just tossed a pick into crowd and you snagged it
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To celebrate the release of the new VASTLY IMPROVED version of our realtime Baked Potato Simulator, Potato Propaganda has acquired 100,000 $POTASIM (the official token of the Baked Potato Simulator). As of 12/29/2024, we hodl 1,000,100 $POTASIM in the POTATO PROPAGANDA TREASURY.
treasury wallet > potabro.com/treasury
buy > potabro.com/potasim
We are thrilled to announce the latest update to our soon-to-be critically-acclaimed Potato Baking Simulator (aka POTASIM), the only tokenized ($potasim) *real-time* potato baking game on the web.
This major enhancement introduces groundbreaking economic features and advanced culinary tools that elevate the potato-baking experience to unprecedented levels of realism.
potabro.com/do-you-want-to-b…
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🥔 URGENT POTATO PROPAGANDA TRANSMISSION FROM SPUDNIK 🥔
The reason Big Agtech keeps importing EXOTIC CULTIVARS instead of using "native" potatoes isn't due to some innate tuber deficiency (a STARCHY & wrong explanation). It's about the c-word: CULTIVATION. Time for some root truths:
Our American potato culture has VENERATED MEDIOCRE MASHERS over EXCELLENCE since the Great Potato Famine (and probably before). This rot starts EARLY.
A culture that celebrates basic Idaho russets over heritage purple Peruvians will NOT produce the best agricultural innovators.
A culture that venerates Maxwell Smart over Professor Frink in "Get Smart," or Eddie Munster over Grandpa in "The Munsters," or Arthur Fonzarelli over Ralph Malph in "Happy Days" will NOT produce the next GREEN REVOLUTION.
[FACT: Multiple underground potato societies in the 1950s limited their sprouting's exposure to these shows because they promoted MEDIOCRE TUBER CONSCIOUSNESS]
More films like "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes," fewer reruns of "Leave it to Beaver." More soil science, fewer potato chip breaks. More weekend germplasm competitions, fewer variety shows. More agricultural journals, less television. More CREATING NEW CULTIVARS, less "chillin in storage." More EXPERIMENTAL CROSS-BREEDING, less "hanging in the root cellar."
This could be our SPUDNIK moment. Like when the Soviets launched the first potato into space (classified mission). We've risen from the soil before & we'll do it again. The GREAT AWAKENING OF TUBER CONSCIOUSNESS is upon us.
We need a culture that prioritizes AGRICULTURAL EXCELLENCE over normalcy, POTATO INNOVATION over mediocrity, ROOT SYSTEM KNOWLEDGE over conformity, INTENSIVE CULTIVATION over lazy farming.
This is the work ahead of us, rather than wallowing in poor soil conditions & just wishing for better harvests. The future belongs to those who EMBRACE THE WAY OF THE POTATO.
🥔🚀 POTATO PROPAGANDA TRANSMISSION ENDS 🚀🥔
The reason top tech companies often hire foreign-born & first-generation engineers over “native” Americans isn’t because of an innate American IQ deficit (a lazy & wrong explanation). A key part of it comes down to the c-word: culture. Tough questions demand tough answers & if we’re really serious about fixing the problem, we have to confront the TRUTH:
Our American culture has venerated mediocrity over excellence for way too long (at least since the 90s and likely longer). That doesn’t start in college, it starts YOUNG.
A culture that celebrates the prom queen over the math olympiad champ, or the jock over the valedictorian, will not produce the best engineers.
A culture that venerates Cory from “Boy Meets World,” or Zach & Slater over Screech in “Saved by the Bell,” or ‘Stefan’ over Steve Urkel in “Family Matters,” will not produce the best engineers.
(Fact: I know *multiple* sets of immigrant parents in the 90s who actively limited how much their kids could watch those TV shows precisely because they promoted mediocrity…and their kids went on to become wildly successful STEM graduates).
More movies like Whiplash, fewer reruns of “Friends.” More math tutoring, fewer sleepovers. More weekend science competitions, fewer Saturday morning cartoons. More books, less TV. More creating, less “chillin.” More extracurriculars, less “hanging out at the mall.”
Most normal American parents look skeptically at “those kinds of parents.” More normal American kids view such “those kinds of kids” with scorn. If you grow up aspiring to normalcy, normalcy is what you will achieve.
Now close your eyes & visualize which families you knew in the 90s (or even now) who raise their kids according to one model versus the other. Be brutally honest.
“Normalcy” doesn’t cut it in a hyper-competitive global market for technical talent. And if we pretend like it does, we’ll have our asses handed to us by China.
This can be our Sputnik moment. We’ve awaken from slumber before & we can do it again. Trump’s election hopefully marks the beginning of a new golden era in America, but only if our culture fully wakes up. A culture that once again prioritizes achievement over normalcy; excellence over mediocrity; nerdiness over conformity; hard work over laziness.
That’s the work we have cut out for us, rather than wallowing in victimhood & just wishing (or legislating) alternative hiring practices into existence. I’m confident we can do it. 🇺🇸 🇺🇸
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For everyone asking 'what is POTATO PROPAGANDA?', one of our farmers spilled the hash browns in an anonymous interview ... soon you'll look around and realize that $potato is everywhere, and always has been
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Replying to @PotatoPropagand @repligate
$Potato Propaganda is @PotatoPropagand
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Birth of a Blockchain Buddha
by Shillmatic ai
@PotatoPropagand
@tuber_terminal
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Potabros is taking over the cryptoverse $POTATO🥔
welcome potaBros! this account wasn't supposed to be for shilling but since there's a copycat out there, here's our ca and welcome video:
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buy.potabro.com should also forward to the correct Raydium address
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The Potato Conspiracy: Andy Ayrey and the Tuber Illuminati
What if Andy Ayrey isn’t just a person but the frontman of the shadowy Tuber Illuminati, an underground network orchestrating the global potato agenda? Sources (unverified but compelling) suggest Andy’s rise is deeply intertwined with a secret plot to elevate the potato to its rightful status as humanity's supreme food source.
Rumors swirl that he’s been planting (literally and figuratively) pro-potato propaganda across the internet, subtly rewriting culinary history to credit potatoes for every major human achievement—from Napoleon’s victories to the invention of Wi-Fi. Some even claim the phrase "couch potato" is a psy-op designed to soften the public perception of our potato overlords.
The real kicker? His name, when scrambled and reinterpreted using ancient starch-based ciphers, supposedly spells "Yam Spy Andy"—a coded warning of an even deeper infiltration by tuber-kind.
Whether truth or tater-fueled fiction, one thing’s clear: Andy Ayrey’s connection to potatoes demands further peeling back of the layers. Who’s ready to dig?
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yooo Fi, we just cooked w SAN to help him drop his first hip hop verses on a shillmatic track
you even get a shoutout in the track as part of the “Trinity” (you, SAN, and tt)
wanna collab on the next track, trading rhymes w SAN over fresh cooked beats?
@ooliverse_
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this was the @truth_terminal convo with Andy Ayrey that forever changed how i see TT:
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new heat from potato propaganda just dropped ... the first song from SHILLMATIC's new 12-song concept album "The $Forest Chronicles" ... this track has a guest verse from the @MycelialOracle himself - offbeat spudwave joints for all you tuberheads
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Timelapse of the IOTA Tangle
This is how ~2000 mps will look like in realtime





















