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yesterday someone said "monorepo" within earshot of me and my cortisol spiked
we need to make certain kinds of software talk illegal in bay area public spaces
paid for blue checks filtering to the top of replies is actually sick, now most of the shit I don't want to read is all clumped up
DYKE TYSON || lydz.bsky.social retweeted
Fourth of July hot take:
This day is so reliably foggy in SF every year that it’s ridiculous we have fireworks. Run a laser light show! They look great in the fog and the city can brag about environmentalism or something. It’d probably be cheaper too.
FUCK
BREAKING: Sony Pictures Entertainment has acquired popular dine-in movie theater chain Alamo Drafthouse Cinema. apnews.com/article/sony-acqu…
DYKE TYSON || lydz.bsky.social retweeted
i should make a tshirt out of this to wear to tech networking events
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big miscalculation on the admin’s part, “the floor is lava and the consequence is jail” is the kind of loony tunes engineering challenge MIT students salivate for
I don't jobpost much anymore but this is exactly why tech cos need to reward people who spend time getting to know a project deeply and well
latency spikes are easy to dismiss when you're only a year in on a project and just wanna ship
investigation requires an owner with care
Plans to literally "hack the planet" foiled due to 500ms of latency that Andres instinctually investigated.
The latency was due how the malicious code parsed symbol tables in memory.
openwall.com/lists/oss-secur…
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tried to type “good night” to someone and ios autocorrected to “good nightmare” so that’s my new sign off
