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gerty

@fluentdynamics

34 happily married MDNI

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Joined May 2016
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get back (to where you once belonged)
vico 🐦‍⬛ DUDU 55 (@mybravefaces) profile picturevico 🐦‍⬛ DUDU 55@mybravefacesSep 16
Describe your genitals using the title of a Beatles song
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Spent the past 4 hours setting up console mods for my PS2. Finally downloading games 🤓🤓🤓
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I’m SOO TIRREEDD SLEEPPYY
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NO I WILL NOT SPEND $60+ ON A PS2 GAME
gerty (@fluentdynamics) profile picturegerty@fluentdynamicsSep 15
I LOVE HACKING OLD GAME CONSOLES
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I LOVE HACKING OLD GAME CONSOLES
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being 10 and watching Naruto with my older cousin, doing this swaying dance and making him laugh. Naruto has brought me so many comforting memories
marcus (@exmarcusx) profile picturemarcus@exmarcusxSep 15
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When I open the fridge my Baja Blast whispers, “Crack me, bro. You know you want to.”
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paige@paige_on_twtSep 14
France weaponised homophobia to create anti smoking ads (2010) But the french are all faggots and it clearly didn’t work
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pornbots found this tweet im gonna goon now
gerty (@fluentdynamics) profile picturegerty@fluentdynamicsSep 14
god I need a BBB (big beautiful bush) in my life
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please give us the marthussy god pleasepleasepleas
Complex (@Complex) profile pictureComplex
@ComplexSep 14
Martha Stewart reveals she wants to post nudes on her IG: "I've been thinking about releasing my own nudes."
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o olhar de quem já sabia que ia sentir saudade desse momento
paul mccartney banana ex paul mccartney loiro (@ontheone909) profile picturepaul mccartney banana ex paul mccartney loiro@ontheone909Sep 14
we were playing for no one on top of the world
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thought I was petting my cat but it was my hairy fucking nuts
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god I need a BBB (big beautiful bush) in my life
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there’s gertrudely no one else like me <3
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A real lover wouldn’t ask this question.
Carla🌙 (@aliceesweett) profile pictureCarla🌙@aliceesweettSep 13
Kissing after oral sex ? Yes or no?
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Being an introverted yapper is hard because ... yeah no, I don't want to talk to people, but if you unlock the premium subscription, hoo boy. You will realize I have a PhD in Yappology and you are about to hear my dissertation.
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can we stop normalizing heterosexuality
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silvtuns@claiOceanSep 13
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