Songs I would never sing at karaoke due to unacceptable mispronunciations, an occasional thread. 1. Natasha Bedingfield - These Words “Hyperbole”

If you have a last minute urge to dress as Cady Heron in the party scene from Mean Girls for Halloween - and why wouldn’t you - then someone on Instagram has you covered. instagram.com/p/Deknd41lBqK/

I wonder if David Walliams will actually follow through.

You can buy a pair of tights with belt loops, perfect if you want to look like you forgot to wear a skirt but have decided to try and style it out anyway and hope no one notices.

I fractured my rib the natural way by slipping on black ice and landing right on my side. It is the most painful thing I’ve ever experienced, and I continued to experience same for the next few months as all you can do for it is take ibuprofen. In short, would not recommend this.

The second worst thing about using a company card is remembering to get a receipt. The worst thing about using a company card is remembering to get a receipt but forgetting to actually use the card.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: absolute banger.

Yungblud’s origin story:

Went back here again this evening to meet friends, and once again got jump scared when I went to the loo.

The Guardian is using this image to illustrate their story concerned about the rising number of crimes that are linked to cocaine usage, and I’m not convinced that "losing your heels" is as societal damaging as they seem to think it is.

The biggest video game of the year, if not the decade is coming out in November, and it’s going to be a huge event. I am, of course, talking about Barbie Rewind. If you don’t already have it pre-ordered, can you really call yourself a proper gamer? youtu.be/Z1DFzLE90tA

Why yes, I would like a medal.

I couldn’t get my usual Amsterdam hotel and, because availability was pretty limited, I have ended up in a sports themed one, which is very much not my vibe. I did ask if they had a netball room, but they just looked at me blankly.

Always love it when an NYT Crossword clue is directly relevant to my interests, especially on a Sunday.

Off to Amsterdam today, because I refuse to let daylight savings time have any impact on _my_ body clock.

Who wore it best: Claudia Winkleman or Avril Lavigne?

Regardless of whether they think she is guilty or innocent, no-one should be voting for Joanne McNally because her outfit for today is _so_ amazing. These things are important! #TheTraitors #CelebrityTraitors