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Dads be like “so you’re gonna take US 16 to I-94 to I-75?” Dude I can barely read u think I know highways

driving next to older cars is so scary .. a 2006 toyota corolla ? .. yea this mf got nothing to lose

oh this will show Putin .. no more frozen 3???

the pot holes are extra crazy this yr my dick jiggled

uhmm ur trying to sell me COOKIES....? during a WAR...? I say to the little 6 yr old girl scout who runs crying to her mother.

these girl scouts think they so slick huh talking about $4 ea or 5 for $20 ... i am not just ur average guy im kind of an engineering major ... u cant fool me .. ill take the 5 pack

the last thing a villian would ever do is be chillin. id be nervous af lookin over my shoulder not relaxing

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I wouldnt even mind ww3 or a draft .. i been meaning to get outta the house anyways

ok guys the queen of england has covid & is weak .. now is our chance to overthrow her !!

i wish a telemarketer would call me about my cars extended warranty. jus craving some human interaction

vegans b like "better check the nutrition label to make sure its plant based" .. like bro its a tomato 😭😭

dudes b like "these jordans retro inbred 69s are soo firee" like bro please go watch an oscar winning film

joe rogan just said on his podcast that an apple a day does not keep the doctor away :(

fighting the male urge to say "ooh tesla" everytime i see a tesla

i hope the person who wrote this review for La La Land (not me) finds peace within 💯

cauliflower went from being the loser of the vegetable world to being made into wings & rice?? shoutout fr ✊✊