no affiliation with sylvanian families.
past dreamland, second left.
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Only a couple more months before we ride this crazy arse merry-go-round again. give 2027 some semblance of structure with this bloody thing…
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- i was thinking charles, we should try something new like-
- strapping a dildo to your head and doing me like a dirty unicorn?
- like yoga or pilates…
Calendar 2027… (i even pixelated his little nob)
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psst... what d’ya need? uppers? downers? tranks? wobbly eggs? 2027 forest fr1ends calendar…?
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- he said if i didn’t go straight to sleep then the killer clown will get me.
- there’s no such thing sweetie. i’m not sure where daddy is right now but when i see him i’ll tell him not to be so silly…
- i miss grandma. she’s left a hole in my heart.
- i know sweetie. a fusty old, milky eyed, mildly racist shaped hole.
- GODAMMIT TERRY!
how’s 2026 going? thought so. well 2027 would be a f**k sight more bearable with one of these hanging on your wall…
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- i always struggle with small talk, especially on first dates.
- no problem, and to answer your question i guess i’d rather have geoffrey behind me, and suck off bungle…
consider this your weekly reminder. Calendar 2027. bloody brilliant…
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- whoever’s responsible is clearly very unwell.
- and has little respect for the yellow pages. they’ve wiped their arse on every page from ‘Aarons’ to ‘Tiddywinkle’…
when they’re gone, they’re gone…..*
(*they’re not gone)
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- i’m so sorry, prostate exams always make me nervous. i’m a bit of a stinky mess down below.
- it’s fine, please just concentrate doctor…
September tomorrow. Probably need to start preparing, y’know…
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- i don’t want to go back to school.
- i know sweetie, but getting your routines back is really important …
it’ll be here before you know it… get your orders in…
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- well penelope, that’s the first and last outing for my white linen trousers.
- who the f**k plays ‘pull my finger’ in a library…?
