making product of platforms. Roblox. ex-google (borg, kernel). ex-vmware (vsphere, tanzu). ex-mongodb. @jsr@hachyderm.io

Palo Alto, CA
Joined April 2008
Kellogg’s has hired a new SVP and Global CMO. They’re focused on Raisin Bran awareness.
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tfw you realize we never gonna make it to mars
"Inside every man is a struggle between good and evil that cannot be resolved."
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As a Chief Product Officer, I’m one of the lucky folks that get to live my ✨perfect workday✨ every day: 30% recruiting 5% being recruited 50% people & team 30% strategy 40% IC work 30% customers 20% yelling “OKRs!” into the wind 5% coding
If you are having trouble figuring out what to do next in your career, try actually writing out your calendar for your perfect workday. What are you physically, literally doing? People get caught in roles and titles - focus on the actual work.
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Very excited about the new Tau VMs on GCP: 56% faster than Graviton2. 42% better price/performance. That's "leapfrog", not "better".
The first instance type in our new Tau VM family, based on AMD EPYC™ 3rd Gen processors, leapfrogs comparable offerings available on any leading public cloud today, both in terms of performance and workload total cost of ownership (TCO). Read why → goo.gle/35usbPN
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As we rethink orgs and teams along the lines of the APIs—the contracts, the *promises*—that they make to other teams, what is the future of infrastructure teams? The next chapter of IaaS is here. dy.si/R59Mg
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some #kubernetes objects for you all kubectl get VirtualMachine kubectl get VirtualMachineService kubectl get VirtualMachineImage kubectl get VirtualMachineClass kubectl get ContentSource coming soon 😉 #vSphere #VMware #Tanzu #Kubernetes #VMSVC
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A lawyer using Zoom had to let a judge know that he wasn’t a cat after inadvertently activating a face filter
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lots of people are dunking on stripe guy for his sexism but let's not forget to also dunk on him for his fringe views on economic theory.
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"If you did not know that Joe Biden was getting close to 270, Donald Trump just provided all the proof you will ever need."
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VMware Cloud Director meets @VMwareTanzu. In this article, I'm explaining how to integrate Kubernetes in your VCD 10.2 Self-Service offering. virten.net/2020/10/configure…
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The laugh that I needed this morning.
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Lots of #Kubernetes goodness here from @mikefoley @TashaDrew @forjared at today's virtual @MyVMUG event with the theme of professional development Check it out vmugvirtualprofessionaldev.v… #vExpert
The @MyVMUG Virtual Professional Development event starts tomorrow @ 7 AM PDT! Register here for premier access to all things #vSphere7 from experts like @kitcolbert, @mikefoley, @plankers & so many more: bit.ly/2GZQFrb
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i can hear the van halen concert from my house. it's 6.5 miles away and i'm indoors.
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Deploy HA-Proxy for vSphere with Tanzu cormachogan.com/2020/09/25/d…
We’d have a lot fewer extreme heat waves if we got rid of thermometers
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“Teach a man to fish and he’ll tell everyone he invented fishing.”
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