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We did this for the first time this year and it went exactly like this. It was so worth it.
I handed out candy at my sister’s place while her family went to a neighborhood party and it’s the richest and most powerful I’ve ever felt. Why? They are the house that gives out the big size candy bars. lmao
Something so simple that makes kids lose their fucking minds. It’s Christmas on Halloween for them. They squeed with glee, ran to tell their parents, and enthusiastically thanked me. One teen turned and said to her friends, “full size in THIS economy?”
I had to laugh. lmao
Honestly felt like Santa Claus for real. lol
beaver nuggets, beef jerky, candied pecans.
supreme ball knower.
TEXAN: “I’m a recovering Republican voting straight ticket for Dems for the first time.”
@jamestalarico: “Thank you for your trust.”
the patrick stewart x guster collab is insane
Patrick Stewart was game to do a gag at a Guster show in LA a couple years ago.
The bit was that we planted our friend Greg in the crowd with a microphone to whine about the setlist, claiming he was our “oldest fan” - at which point Patrick stood up and insisted that actually…
“I’m your oldest fan”
I love when Greg takes his hat off revealing the unmistakable Sir Patrick cone head and the audience responds in kind.
I also love that he was supposed to recite some Shakespeare to the crowd, but he acts oblivious when Ryan suggests it.
RIP to a legend who in his mid 80s was game to have some fun with a band he’d probably never heard of. ❤️
JV Dance doesn't understand how clipping works. This is basically like this generation's version of how Nixon flopped visually in his TV debate.
Even if he came back and gave the best answer on earth (unlikely), he already tanked the clip by being so unserious and off-topic.
Vance absolutely bombs a question from a young woman worried about affordability
Q: I'm the VP of TPUSA at Texas Christian University. I keep hearing from Republicans that I should get married and have children. But how can I own a home and raise a family right now when it's so expensive?
Vance: Thanks for your question. First, let me point out that I've only been asked about Jon Husted's ass once tonight.
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All Thieves, Vol. 1 is the new collaborative EP from A Place For Owls, featuring seven songs created with phoneswithchords, Josaleigh Pollett, Ben Seretan, Flight Mode, Gol Olímpico, Adam Anglin, and Nathan K.
Love this one
The superdestroyer song of the day is "emanating a resonant glow" which I made collaboratively with @phoneswithchrds from our EP "Surrealist Love Songs". You should also listen to phoneswithchords!
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To be fair, I really doubt McAfee ever promoted that Super Boys album
Wow
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
The image falsely claims ESPN executives criticized Troy Aikman for not promoting Pat McAfee's album with invented quotes; no credible reports support this. The quoted NY Post article covers an unrelated contract dispute between Aikman and Joe Buck.
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I’ve been playing through San Andreas for the last week or so and it’s just ridiculous how far this game has come since then, let alone the very beginning.
Watch the Grand Theft Auto VI Launch Trailer, featuring the debut of “Flower in a Hurricane" from original score composers Justice feat. Tame Impala, SZA, and King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard.
Grand Theft Auto VI arrives November 19: rockstargames.com/VI/ps5