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@formerlyoffline

former femcel, retired abg, current mad scientist

 SF
Joined January 2025
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going to sf halloween as a chinese model i just need to find my harness
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joan didion walked so asian girls with substacks could jog
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just did my nails so excuse me if i send u texts riddled with Epstein level typos
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wikipedia app is down so im forced to doom scroll here 🫩
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@andrewho03Oct 27
Thinking about this GOATed Caroline Ellison quote
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doing lines off the iphone duo crease #nocardneeded
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im gonna be such a good highly strung out on stimulants 2nd/3rd wife to a man one day in the far future
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women are VCs & men are PE bros
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Are guys ever in love w the potential of a girl rather than the girl herself or is that a woman thing only
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they hired a Gen Z kid to handle my dentists appointment scheduling????
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@formerlyofflineOct 23
autonomous AI agent swarms have unfortunately hacked my phone again and sent out thirst traps to every guy i know, please disregard unless you’re into it in which case please regard
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"she's a minor" okay she's also hitler
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Genie@lettersfromjunoOct 25
I love being in California because I can have no ass
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dressing up as a zyn pouch for halloween so i can be inside him for once
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hamsta@goobygirl2Oct 25
i'm love you
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this could be us anon
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lol my tweet made it into a news article @claudeai pls invite me to ur influencer pr dinners now fr 🥹
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@OpenAI @ChatGPT u have the chance to fix this and have me pledge allegiance 👀👀👀👀
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#NewProfilePic a/b testing at formerlyoffline hq
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it was a pleasure purposely misunderstanding and talking past one another with you
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