Dissafected malcontent. Cinephile. Politics & sports aficionado. Depressed Arsenal Fan.
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Miles retweeted
🚨 Manchester United intend to relieve Michael Carrick of duties. #MUFC say no final decision & nothing set in stone but work undertaken on replacements + multiple sources anticipate change before Liverpool. W/ @lauriewhitwell @AdamCrafton_ @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/7768165…
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Alcaraz d. Ben Shelton 7-6(5) 7-5
Carlos wins his first Paris Masters title.
He gets his revenge from the loss to Shelton in New York.
9th Masters title... 9th straight win.
✅29th career title(5th of 2026)
✅59th top 10 win
He's baaaack.
🇪🇸
Miles retweeted
Carlos Alcaraz just hit a DROP VOLLEY WINNER FROM THE BASELINE.
Holy smokes.
😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
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🚨🏴 LIAM DELAP HAS MADE IT THREE FOR NOTTINGHAM FOREST! WHAT A COUNTER ATTACK!
Nottingham Forest 3-1 Manchester City. teapawt.org/canadafreezy/status/21…
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Arsenal equal their best-ever start to a Premier League season:
2022/23: 27 points after 10 games
2026/27: 27 points after 10 games
Brilliant from Mikel Arteta's side 🔴
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I'm going to prison for having GoldenEye on VHS, DVD and Blu-ray.
🚨 NEW: The following porn is illegal to possess or publish in England and Wales from tomorrow:
- Strangulation or suffocation, such as restricting breathing through facesitting or hand over mouth
- Penetrative sex between family members or people pretending to be related (like father and daughter), including step and foster-family scenarios where one person is or appears under 18
- Adults roleplaying as children under 16, such as wearing school uniform
Anyone who currently possesses the content above must delete it before tomorrow or face up to 3 years in prison, or 5 years if they publish it
Miles retweeted
COMEBACK FROM A DIFFERENT DIMENSION 🌎🤯
@carlosalcaraz #RolexParisMasters
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A dramatic ending to secure their second win 🤯
The Torreense fairytale continues 👏
#UEL | @scu_torreense
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UP FOR THE CUP 🏆
There is NO catching Rubaud in the @BetMGMUK Haldon Gold Cup.
That jump at the last 😍
@PFNicholls | @samtwiston
Miles retweeted
Fielding and Brand come off terribly here, but so does Ross. He's ostensibly "protecting" Allen, while actually using her as a prop to joke around with his sex pest mates. Brydon and Mitchell, meanwhile, are "sexless" because they don't treat women as objects. It was a grim time. – at Cardiff, Wales
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Of course Russell Brand is guilty.
He's joking about it all here.
Narcissistic nonce.
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Russell Brand has been found guilty on 1 count of rape and 3 counts of sexual assault.
(Source: telegraph.co.uk/news/2026/11…)
Miles retweeted
.@katyperry Katy, what the hell were you thinking when you married loser Russell Brand. There is a guy who has got nothing going, a waste!