honestly idk what I do on twitter anymore // used to be @mrriptide_

he/him
Joined January 2017
I'm kinda proud of this photoshop tbh
Skittles battle bus (real)
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Where Knull sits upon his throne, hunger knows no end. Only 3 days left until Marvel Rivals Season 3: The Abyss Awakens begins! Repost this and follow @MarvelRivals. We will select 10 winners at random to receive 1000 units. The giveaway ends on July 18th, and winners will be announced on the 25th. Please note that winners have 15 working days to claim their prizes, so make sure to keep an eye on your inbox!
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The Phoenix has always chosen her hosts for a reason. The Phoenix Seven is about to hit the battlefield! Just 2 days remaining until the launch of Marvel Rivals Season 3: The Abyss Awakens! Repost this and follow @marvelrivals. We will select 10 winners at random to receive 1000 units. The giveaway ends on July 18th and winners will be announced on 25th. Please note that winners have 15 working days to claim their prizes, so make sure to keep an eye on your inbox!
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Daily showers are purely ‘performative’ and have no real health benefit, experts insist trib.al/ee63uAc
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looking for a gift this valentine’s day ?? well guess what,, flowers are OUT nebula subscriptions are IN we are dating people with MENTAL ILLNESS
went around looking for boys in Switzerland they were hiding made videos about it gonna start posting them in two weeks
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NO WAY NO WAY NO WAY
We’ve been expecting you. On December 20, our quest begins with the two-episode premiere of #PercyJackson and the Olympians, only on @DisneyPlus. xitter.cf/PercySeries/status/169…
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I still don’t know if I’ll ever get over seeing two of my teachers do a lip sync battle to this song in middle school
7 years ago today, The Chainsmokers and Halsey released ‘Closer.’
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I have never wanted to have kids less than just now as I’m watching the Barbie movie with a baby three seats down from me crying bc it’s midnight
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Shout out to applesauce for having a strong enough taste to mask my medicine that tastes like shit
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i'm sorry but what the 𝒻𝓊𝒸𝓀 is a situationship? date me or die
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Thank you Elon for finally fixing my Twitter addiction 🙏
I say this without a hint of hyperbole: this might be the stupidest decision in the history of social media
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AI-generated music is the future 🤖📈🤯🚀💯 Look out, producers… you may be out of a job 😅 this changes EVERYTHING!
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I really tried, i couldn’t even ironically enjoy it
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The game becomes reality - take your peek at how the brand new competition series, Squid Game: The Challenge is coming to life. #TUDUM
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It's the end of our birthday month, so let's finish strong with a gift for someone reading this: an @elgato Stream Deck + Microphone! For your chance to win, retweet this post and reply with #enterdiscordgiveaway.
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just use comic sans like the rest of us
Intel has released a programming font "to reduce eyestrain and developer fatigue" github.com/intel/intel-one-m…
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Even if I tried, I couldn’t find the words. We’ll All Be Here Forever is yours. Noahkahan.lnk.to/stickseason…
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