midwit retweeted
Zelensky: I will die for Ukraine
SF School Board: Hey that’s totally cool but it’s best to spell it Ukrainx
history will remember retired shape rotator joe bidens (he/him) decision to sanction vladimir putin (he/them) as a bitch ass wordcel move given russia's (she/shem) rich history of axis rotation
go to sf walgreens
grab a few things and walk out
employee asks me to pay wtf
tell employee to shove it
call 911 report for harassment
sfpd arrives arrests store manager chesa arrives wearing louis vuitton jumpsuit prosecutes random aisle worker
know your rights
midwit retweeted
I’m a Chesa Boudin supporter, here is my daily routine:
7am: Wake up, put my ski mask and hoodie on. Dressed and ready for the day
7:30am: Hit Walgreens. We found a store still open and stole $750 of goods
8am: Hit our second Walgreens. Me and the boys took the cash register – at Palo Alto, CA
Just stretching my fingers after a long break of getting crypto rich by incessantly shilling NFTs and grifting wins off of straight up Ponzi schemes
Shower thought: Would you hire a young, hot guy in a female dominated field (say a new dentistry practice) and risk it failing ?
She blocked me on everything, so I created a lazy twitter alt, sent her eng bf’s company a string of hot office managers, gave her love and support when he cheated and dunked on him when his company tanked.
Come to our wedding next year 💍