#yorkshireholidayupdate we're off to a cracking start. Did a food shop on the way and had my retinas poisoned. Mother in law wearing a vest in the fridge aisle. They were like the eyes of Satan looking at me. No amount of therapy....
#Norfolkholidayupdate Eating ice cream and Father-in-law just referred to Hundreds and Thousands as 'Thousand-and-ones'. Love that man.
#Norfolkholidayupdate there's always one really shit holiday day and it was today. Lost a child for one heart-stopping moment, had to go to Great Shartmouth, spilled a whole bottle of veg oil. Never mind, Wells tomorrow and a pint of Doom Bar in the pub with dinner tonight. Bonza