when you bring tequila to drink in the byob lime then see it getting passed around for shots

Satan watching you scream after getting burnt by hot tea

Hans: Can I get that in writing? Michelle: *proceeds to read list* Hans: We asked for it in writing Jagdeo: You have to be careful with how you craft your questions. How long is the list ? Michelle: 280 Jagdeo: Let me tell you a story * Loud groans * I'm going to tell it

when you forget to write down the TikTok recipe and you have to rewatch the video in the store 😭

T.I.’s son, King Harris started calling up all his boys, trying to convince them to fly to Thailand with him LAST MINUTE, even telling one to crank up the jet and his brother Domani not to pack, only to show up with TWO HUGE SUITCASES full of clothes, despite leaving tomorrow morning 🤣😭 "How much money you think I'm sitting on? That's something I plan for like months in advance. I don't just wake up and say I'm gonna go to Asia this weekend, hell naw bro. Maybe you need to call people in your bracket to do stuff like that" "Thailand? What part of Georgia is that like, South Georgia or North Georgiaạ "Nah, that's Asia. Asia... by China." "Hell nah bro, I don't just wake up and say I'm gonna go to Asia this weekend!" “You richer than i am here so you will be richer than i am there”

is he okay

यही वो बांग्लादेशी कपल हैं 😱 उसका गुनाह सिर्फ इतना था कि वो माँ बनने वाली थी ये खबर उसने अपने पति को बताई “आप पिता बनने वाले हो” ये सुनते ही पति की आँखों में आँसू आ गए जिसने खुशी में पत्नी का माथा चूम लिया सऊदी अरब ने दो नहीं तीन लोगों को मौTत की सजा दी हैं

is Swappi okay?