
I can always re-take a class, but I can never re-take a party. #fratproblems
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Where I come from, girls 'twerk' too hard and get called to Standards. #fratproblems
I can always re-take a class, but I can never re-take a party. #fratproblems
We'll put a boot in your ass, it's the American way. #fratsolutions
My right nut's name is Reagan. JFK, my left. #fratsolutions
T-Swift looks like the ghost of a Confederate war widow who's waiting for her husband to return home from the War of Northern Aggression.
Lilly Pulitzer dies and it's instantly the sorority version of 9/11. #fratproblems
Shave your beards, you fucking hippies. It's Easter weekend. #fratsolutions
One time I bought a buddy a lap dance up on stage and the strippers gave him mono. #fratproblems
I'm really good at doing whatever the fuck I want. #fratsolutions
Have a cigar and bourbon and celebrate America today. #fratsolutions




