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Joined February 2015
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me when i hit my limit n go non verbal
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I took 1 star reviews of #Barbie from furious men on letterboxd and put them on the posters because it makes the film seem ever cooler.
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"That motherfucker back there is not real!"
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Hello pregnant ladies. I have a mission for you. Please name your child after my dead dog. Please let my dead dog reincarnate into your son.
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Shower Food Review 37: Cotton Candy - For some reason this was the most highly requested Shower Food Review. Perhaps people wanted to see me accidentally get it wet and have it dissolve, like that sad raccoon in that viral youtube video. But I am not a raccoon. I am a man. 4/10
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the NYPD is on pace to blow past its allotted overtime budget for FY2023 by ~$366 million which is 16X what it would cost to keep public libraries open on the weekends. Keep in mind, $366 million isn’t their OT budget, it’s what the NYPD went OVER their allotted OT budget ($374M)
NYC public libraries could close on weekends due to possible Adams administration budget cuts abc7ny.com/new-york-public-l…
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Replying to @PopTingz
they both crode
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ERMAHGHERD! NERTERNERL PERK WERK! Perk werk? Park werk? Park Week! There we go. It's almost here! Celebrate #NationalParkWeek with us on April 22-30!
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I need a massage, a hot bath, a Bloody Mary, and a week vacation on the beach.
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Not us. Yall bout to be watching alot of Lakefront Bargain on HGTV. My back hurts just reading this.
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katniss: “OH MY GOD HERE COMES THE CAREERS WE NEED TO RUN” peeta:
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"Damn girl you're stressed out. I have a blunt and we can smoke it after work if you want" my coworkers are the purest beings
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Most squirrel bites originate at the front, or “bitey end,” of the squirrel.
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it's friday night baby
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