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#GameofThrones Daenerys: Don’t be afraid. The Dragon:
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Convince ppl they can vote their way out of dystopia and they'll never pick up a rifle. Ingenious actually.
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if ur a bug just be careful
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does anyone else want to go to bed soon #tired
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everytime i feel a little insane i must come back to these
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“I was angry about the human talent that was lost just because it was born into a female body, and the mediocrity that was rewarded because it was born into a male one.” Gloria Steinem
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dead jaywalkers can't reoffend
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“Every child needs a dad” is never directed at deadbeats. Always at the women who are actually raising the children
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i’m a loser baby so why dont you kill me is top ten bars ever
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We don’t talk enough about the fact that Democrats didn’t do shit about Roe bc they thought it would be a good election issue for 2024 and then didn’t win.
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“I didn’t have children because I believed that God didn’t mean for me to have kids so everybody’s kids could be mine, so I could do things like Imagination Library, because if I hadn’t had the freedom to work, I wouldn’t have done all the things I’ve done."
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do u wanna hangout once the curse lifts
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you’ll be in the worst financial position of your life then run out of shampoo
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not to be a fucking nerd or anything but writing academic papers is actually super fun when you have a genuine interest in the topic
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“5 likes isn’t a lot” imagine five little monkeys jumping on the bed
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McDonalds added hardtack to the dollar menu
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My fat ass just accidentally said “Texas Roadhouse massacre” instead of chainsaw
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lots of people ask me what keeps getting me out of bed in the morning despite it all. and the answer is actually quite simple! i gotta pee
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