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There are a few things in life you should know with 100% certainty:
• Your name.
• Your birthday.
• Whether you married your brother.
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You never see Christians hijacking a plane and yelling "Praise Jesus" as they try to kill everyone on board.
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"Barack Obama just said if you put women in charge of every government for two years, things would be better."
Trump: "I love women, I think they're great, but what a ridiculous statement that is." 😭
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For the very concerned media - yes, I love America and was extremely humbled when my friends, the newly minted Gold Medal winners on Team USA, invited me into the locker room to celebrate this historic moment with the boys- Greatest country on earth and greatest sport on earth. 👊🏼🏒🇺🇸
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As a California Sheriff, let me make this perfectly clear to those in the 49 other states.
You do not want Gavin Newsom as president someday.
Do not give this man the chance to do to our country what he's done to my home.
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Replying to @Jen_in_TX
We actually don't recommend using any of our products while pregnant. Thank you for taking the time to voice your concerns today.
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“When the hero stumbles, cowards rejoice.
Nothing feels better to a coward than to watch a brave guy fall.
These cowards, that rejoice…
Well they don’t understand what greatness looks like.”
-Dave Chappelle






























