Jeff Probst, sneering at Big Brother like it’s a cartoon as he congratulates himself weekly for installing levers on the Rube Goldberg Machine that Survivor has become while casting dudes who think voting with the same people two votes in a row is beneath them.

It’s unfair to Matt Campbell to hold the circumstances that led to his hiring against him and do side by sides every week. That said, the circumstances that led to his hiring include many people pretending stats like this didn’t exist.

Success With Honor (getting stoned with consecutive under center runs well into the 21st century) is back baby.