I’ll steal your honey like I stole your bike
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I will be in Chicago on the 16th for the first (and last) time in ages. If any homies wanna hug me, please let me know 🖤
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If you gave Andy Reid a gun with one bullet and put him in a room with Hitler and Stalin, he’d sign both of them and let Rashee Rice use the gun
#Chiefs HC Andy Reid faced five straight minutes of questions about Justin Tucker today, including what message his signing sends to female fans of the team.
"He's done his suspension. Took care of his business there. I'll leave it at that."
Full back-and-forth exchange below:
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the joy I get from telling someone who doesn’t know that there is a Robert Pattinson movie where the twist ending is that it’s 9/11
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“i was born in the wrong decade” not me. i was always destined to be a childless 31 year old woman buying a micro mini skort from millie bobby brown’s clothing line off tiktok shop.
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I think women should decide what to do with Mitch McConnell's body since he decided what to do with theirs.
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we need better women’s health education because after 30 the fear of osteoporosis should outweigh your fear of being fat
