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Jay

@functionalpenis

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Joined November 2024
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me when morty does anything wrong
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She dont see me cause I'm too short
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🚨BREAKING 🚨 LIVE FOOTAGE FROM THE WHITE HOUSE
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they saying dems touched elon that's why he don't talk
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@beffjezosNov 4
If they fucking touch Elon it's absolute war.
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Summorty..
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when youre in a new fandom and you figure out how to draw the characters for the first time
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Muyou@Muyou330Oct 30
赌城之夜。迈阿密组＃rickandmorty
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Me on the left geniuenly
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they say rick touch morty thats why he quiet
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rick prime
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Making fun of my past self knowing im gonna make fun of my current self in the future
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sympathid Morty x king jellybean search
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#rickorty
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#prickest
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White people when you turn off rick and morty
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morty looking like a fucking I0Ii holding his red backpack like that 😭 LMAO
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Image from 🦦 (@yolkotterpup)
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Replying to @parfya
Sad ass red booty ass nigga get the fuck outta here
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rickorty
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i genuinely have no words like they are REALLY leaning into the incest this season holy shit
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