@funkomi

Views expressed are my opinion only and not my employers| Christ follower | Investment Lawyer | Investor | Mother

 London
Joined December 2010
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Max
@banthebbc17h
I'd like to make a statement on behalf of the recipients of this inflamatory letter who may be too polite or shy to respond. @HMRCgovuk @HMRCcustomers We don't want a 'relationship' with anyone in your department whatsoever. We, through our tax advisers, will pay what is legally due, not a penny less and certainly not a penny more. Then we want you to fuck off out of our lives.
Max
@banthebbcOct 25
🚨 IN FULL - HMRC letter to wealthy Britons : "I hope we can build an open and productive working relationship" 🤡
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Clem 🌿@SirClmntOct 20
Tbh all of my spending is on credit, I clear it at the end of the month. It just makes sense for money management. I don’t keep any cash in current accounts.
vopsea .ᐟ@luvistarziiOct 19
is using debit cards. not normal???? im confused
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Will the last landlord turn off the lights…
Ashley Osborne | PRSim | AngelBrics | LEXIT 🇦🇺
@proptechpioneerOct 19
From 6 April 2027, UK property income gets its own tax rates: 22%, 42% and 47%, two points above today. The Section 24 mortgage interest credit rises to 22%. England and Northern Ireland; Scotland and Wales set their own. After-tax is the only yield that counts. Not tax advice.
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Renee@PettyLuponeOct 18
Le Creuset is really trying to compel me into full submission and ion like that.
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Deji Best@Deji_BestOct 4
This weekend has drained me
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memo@ai_mei_liOct 2
and before we even GET to it dry clean ur puffer jackets for the love of GOD
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BUGG 🐞
@BuggHiveOct 1
"Because the request was to remove the fake gods. Jesus did not qualify."
Grok
@grokOct 1
Replying to @oriontsx @BaT_MaN_23
Because the request was to remove the fake gods. Jesus did not qualify.
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abiola@abxolaOct 1
How about we let this first class discourse go. It’s October 1st.
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-@_ImanAzizSep 29
the apple cult wants me to get a new phone sooo bad
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-@_ImanAzizSep 28
hate when i see someone else in nyc. it should be ME 😭😭
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it has truly never been clearer that news cycles are driven by way too online journalists who see three tiktoks in a trenchcoat and decide its a society-wide issue
The Washington Post
@washingtonpostSep 25
Is asking someone to leave the beverages at home for an interview as fussy as reminding a lady to wear pantyhose or a gentleman to ask before lighting a cigarette? We assembled a team of Post staffers across the newsroom — and commenters — to find out: wapo.st/3Thcjg9
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Mabintou@mabintouSep 22
More of us need to hear that our work is bad. Feedback really important to help build your taste.
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NICKSY
@_NicksySep 22
I’m acc sorry to everyone who is tired of this interview conversation, cause I’m personally having a time 🤣🤣
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Hey guys! So our humble cafe (still cant believe it’s OURS 🤭) has been nominated for the Mayor of Lewisham Business Awards for Best Cafe - please ooo my birthday is around the time of the awards, make my day extra spicy looool BREAK THE FAST LONDON!!!!! forms.cloud.microsoft/pages/…
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niran
@niran7Sep 22
hiring a new media manager, looking for someone who: → has actually grown brand channels on IG, TikTok and YouTube → gets things made, solo or with agencies, editors and creators → has taste high agency folks, come build
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Ash
@theashrbSep 21
Beyoncé’s Cécred products really have my hair growing like crazy.
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Calie@caliecalisterSep 22
Not gonna lie Apple being the ones to fund the arts out of all corporate greed was not on my vision board. They are producing great unique tv series, charging $1 for Apple TV now this?
Andreas Storm
@avstormSep 22
Apple opens Apple Music Hall, a brand‑new live music venue in London.
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“Why Did I Get Married Again?” Was written with the same AI prompts used to make the fruit and veg AI clips
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FunkLip@funkomi19 Sep 2024
We urgently need to reverse Brexit. Like all the good tradesmen are GONE.
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So overall picture; US Feds- Hike (0.25%) European Central Bank - Hike (0.25%) Bank of England - Hold CBN - Potentially cut
Bloomberg
@businessSep 17
Nigeria’s central bank is expected to resume cutting interest rates at next week’s meeting, buoyed by slowing inflation and exchange-rate stability, according to Bank of America bloomberg.com/news/articles/…

Nigeria Seen Cutting Rates on Softer Prices and Stronger Naira

Nigeria’s central bank is expected to resume cutting interest rates at next week’s meeting, buoyed by slowing inflation and exchange-rate stability, according to Bank of America.

bloomberg.com
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