merpderp (@furiousfarterer) header
merpderp (@furiousfarterer) profile picture

merpderp

@furiousfarterer

who put this quarter pounder with cheese in my back pocket… || main act @furiousfarter1 (died in a ditch)

Joined May 2022
  • Tweets3.1K
  • Following563
  • Followers345
2KMedia
Photo by merpderp (@furiousfarterer)Photo by merpderp (@furiousfarterer)Photo by merpderp (@furiousfarterer)Photo by merpderp (@furiousfarterer)Photo by merpderp (@furiousfarterer)Photo by merpderp (@furiousfarterer)Photo by merpderp (@furiousfarterer)Photo by merpderp (@furiousfarterer)Photo by merpderp (@furiousfarterer)Photo by merpderp (@furiousfarterer)
coworker asked me to trade shifts 30 minutes before his shift starts.......fuck no
Image from merpderp (@furiousfarterer)
20
353
nbgaf wbk
merpderp (@furiousfarterer) profile picturemerpderp@furiousfarterer5 Nov 2025
so who wants to buy me a miku mousepad
Image from merpderp (@furiousfarterer)
2
98
already wanna go home so bad....oh this is bones
Image from merpderp (@furiousfarterer)
1
8
216
genuinely wanting a part 2 to this dream..... #wya
merpderp (@furiousfarterer) profile picturemerpderp@furiousfartererNov 8
just had a dream that zack from ghost adventures asked me to fuck him because there was a demon inside his ass. and i did
Image from merpderp (@furiousfarterer)
5
364
already gonna be late for work but i literally can't stop pooping
Image from merpderp (@furiousfarterer)
56
1,593
87
30,889
258,106
please follow me this is homelessness
1,087
@thatshowt
1
1
19
6,120
@wingedsugar your curses aren't working btw WITCH
1
17
6,474
IM AT WORK RN AND THIS WHY MY PHONE BLOWING UP OH LAWD........
Image from merpderp (@furiousfarterer)
2
3
252
8,307
just had a dream that zack from ghost adventures asked me to fuck him because there was a demon inside his ass. and i did
Image from merpderp (@furiousfarterer)
1
1
13
695
BEAUTIMUS.
ice spice (@icespice) profile pictureice spice
@icespiceNov 6
in ha mood 💐🍭 available at ulta !
Image from ice spice (@icespice)
Image from ice spice (@icespice)
Image from ice spice (@icespice)
Image from ice spice (@icespice)
5
451
the exposed link .....
Image from merpderp (@furiousfarterer)
merpderp (@furiousfarterer) profile picturemerpderp@furiousfartererNov 6
genie: you have 3 wishes me: hi teapawt.org/furiousfarterer/status…
1
1
12
368
genie: you have 3 wishes me: hi teapawt.org/furiousfarterer/status…
1
1
3
533
you can always tell when these accounts don't agree with something 😭
Daily Loud (@DailyLoud) profile pictureDaily Loud
@DailyLoudNov 6
Podcasters Jennifer Welch and Angie Sullivan can't stop laughing at the thought of digging up Charlie Kirk's corpse and "doing it" again to him.
1
27
1,065
where's the class..
Christian 🦦 (@AnabolicPack) profile pictureChristian 🦦@AnabolicPackNov 6
FUCK I GOTTA LET IT OUT
4
269
WOKE IS BACK @thatshowt ............
Pop Base (@PopBase) profile picturePop Base
@PopBaseNov 4
Allison Montgomery has won Alabama's State House District 25 election, flipping the seat from Republican to Democratic. She becomes the first transgender woman to be elected to the Alabama Legislature.
Image from Pop Base (@PopBase)
Image from Pop Base (@PopBase)
1
1
4
219
how i just felt walking out the ballot surrounded by republicans after i voted blue all da way
1
19
437
#votingformuther ;-;
Image from merpderp (@furiousfarterer)
1
95
THE DICK PRINT???!??!?,))?!&&(?!&)4~>^##*
Lukita (@Aurexelle_X) profile pictureLukita
@Aurexelle_XFeb 5
The person whose job it is to find these lookalikes in the crowd is absolutely winning 😂
2
1
20
4,126
homeless guy asked me for money when i was taking out trash and my coworkers were waving their hands and shaking their heads in the window behind him and made me laugh in his face and he started getting angry
Image from merpderp (@furiousfarterer)
1
8
150
Load more