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twitter coming together to be funny asf on election night since the dawn of time
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Good Morning, Citizens!
It seems like most of the cityโs population has ended up in hell. Iโฆ havenโt seen this one before. Honestly. I canโt find the other Mayor.
โฆBut do know that Iโm trying my best to restore order! Expect improvements shortly. Iโm taking the subway down.
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Does anybody else cut open just the mouth of the m&ms on the bag so they come out like this or is it just me
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Chicago is the only city where you can watch Liberty Biberty getting blended
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hallo My name is Thing! And i was born 5 Seconds ago โบ๏ธโบ๏ธ let's be friends โค๏ธ thank yew โบ๏ธโค๏ธ
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[Itโs not clear who caused this, but there are signs.]




































