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(OC/RP ACCOUNT-Mod is 21) They/Them, 27, Size-shifting esper and all around CEO billionaire tatted up alpha Mafia Don

Barone Sanitation
Joined February 2026
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eh, is this how to make an intro?๐Ÿฌ #rptwt #mobpsycho100 #mp100 #mp100oc
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Huge reminder
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twitter coming together to be funny asf on election night since the dawn of time
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Chump and plubby
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REV UP THOSE PRONOUNS
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i feel like i am missing somethingโ€ฆ. oh well [crunch]
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Good Morning, Citizens! It seems like most of the cityโ€™s population has ended up in hell. Iโ€ฆ havenโ€™t seen this one before. Honestly. I canโ€™t find the other Mayor. โ€ฆBut do know that Iโ€™m trying my best to restore order! Expect improvements shortly. Iโ€™m taking the subway down.
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Legendary post. One of the best on here
I had a dream where there was a food called โ€œKingโ€™s Handโ€, a hollow hand made of m&m cookie, filled with Greek salad. I could not stop thinking about it. Here is the culmination of a week long effort.
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Does anybody else cut open just the mouth of the m&ms on the bag so they come out like this or is it just me
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Chicago is the only city where you can watch Liberty Biberty getting blended
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when u jus big round and funky
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big apple.... small Us..?
big Apple.... small me
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hallo My name is Thing! And i was born 5 Seconds ago โ˜บ๏ธโ˜บ๏ธ let's be friends โค๏ธ thank yew โ˜บ๏ธโค๏ธ
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๐Ÿชฝ:[Halo has his work cut out for him this week.]
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[Heโ€™s looking up how to larp his computer job.]
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the big kirk tried stealing my fries.
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[Itโ€™s not clear who caused this, but there are signs.]
[A sudden, bright light envelops the sky of Seasoning City. It is a change that should be noticed almost instantaneously, but the vast majority of citizens are much too drunk to wake up for anything.] [Your sins have been reviewed. Judgement awaits.]
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nom nom nom nom!!! yummy yummy yummy!
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[ Stomach pumped but still havingโ€ฆ a Helluva Hangoverโ€ฆโ€ฆ. This Hazbin quite the turn of eventsโ€ฆ. ]
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