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Joined August 2009
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Everyone that's ever liked me:
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My old phone crashes when I try to unlock it now. Save for the battery, it was fine just a month ago. I believe the things they say about apple making older model phones defunct when new ones come out.
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Rip my incognito google searches for people like me
Reddit is announcing a huge shift: It’s going to start requiring users to log in. Reddit is becoming a ‘logged-in-only experience,’ says CEO Steve Huffman theverge.com/tech/1022571/re…
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How else am I ever gonna discover things like me not being the only one who has 'throat nausea' without leaving a trail of my symptoms everywhere.
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This is a cry for help
Kristen Bell reveals on her husband’s podcast ‘Armchair Expert with Dax Shepard’ that he flirts with her by complimenting other people: “That’s how I know [Dax is] flirting with me a lot … We’ll be at dinner and like he’ll say to the waiter or waitress, he’ll go, ‘Wow, you have incredible eyelashes, gorgeous eyes. Great, great job.’”
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This explains a lot
For every 100 ml of beer you drink, your body produces 160 ml of urine.
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In lieu of flowers, memorial contributions may be made to: Johns Hopkins Alzheimer’s Disease Research Center Fund    alzresearch.org/giving/ Alzheimer’s Foundation of America Caregiver Resources     alzfdn.org/donate/ Photo Credit: Tommy Garcia
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Not the professor 😩
Patrick Stewart has passed away at the age of 86
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When a man thinks you're not a good woman >
he started having this stupid mentality i genuinely didn't know men thought like this.
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Ew
Johnny Depp is reportedly talks to star as Dracula (Vlad Ţepeş) in Netflix's upcoming live-action 'CASTLEVANIA' series.
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I'd be scared of him ngl
i’m sorry but desperation is genuinely unattractive 😭
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I will be sat
Cillian Murphy and Jack O'Connell will play brothers in ‘A QUIET PLACE: PART 3’. In theaters on July 30, 2027. (Source: collider.com/a-quiet-place-p…)
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Do you know how much effort it took me to watch this on other platforms?😭😭
Wait for it... FROM is now on Netflix.
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The uber eats delivery guy said 'enjoy' and I said 'you too' I'm so stressed
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Rum and raisin. Everyone saying Neapolitan (the goat) can d*e.
Debate: If I say "old folks" ice cream, what flavor am I talking about? 🤔🍦
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The ending of the last season has me so stressed. Gonna be watching the first episode of next season with a blanket up to my nose.
Season 1 vs. Season 4. The town changes everyone eventually. Watch all of #FROM on #MGMplus.
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i was on her side even when i thought she just did that randomly
Opened Instagram and I randomly saw the lady with the earring on her sleeve😭😭 crazy algorithm
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I'm sorry but blocking citizens because they are complaining about a public service on a public account should be illegal
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I wish I could listen to Funk Wav Bounces Vol. 1 for the first time again.
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Replying to @garshmo
Thursday and Friday were childhood friends until Friday met Saturday in college
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