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Hi, I'm Standup...

Niagara Falls, Ontario
Joined March 2013
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The trade off to living in Canada as opposed to warm parts of the world....either live where there's huge bugs, shit that'll eat you, and wild hurricanes....orrrr and hear me out on this one....live where the air is so cold it hurts your face for 6 months out of the year...
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Muslims are parasitic cancer.
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Throttling visibility on this video is now a trending story on X. THANK YOU 🇺🇸
NEW VIDEO🔥 Dear ppl who hate America… DOWNLOAD SONG: itunes.apple.com/us/album/wh…
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I am Canadian, I am a taxpayer, I am a voter. Mr. Carney, I am a Canadian fed up with you treating my money, my vote and my patience like things you're just entitled to. I get up, I go to work, and I pay my bills. When I can't afford something, I put it back. You should try that sometime with my money. You sold yourself as the man with the experience to handle Donald Trump. So do what you told Canadians you could do. Get back to the table and get us a deal that gives our workers, our businesses and our families a leg to stand on. Your résumé has had its introduction. We're waiting for the part where it helps us, because contrary to your belief, you didn't just "get here." A reporter once asked when you last spoke to the American president, and you flippantly said, "Who cares?" You called it a detail. You said you would speak to him again "when it matters." Well I CARE. And it already mattered. It mattered to the worker waiting to hear whether there would be another shift. It mattered to the business owner losing orders. It mattered to the parent putting groceries back. You acknowledged your words were a mistake. But correcting your wording doesn't correct anyone's bank balance. I am tired of you telling Canadians to keep our elbows up while we swirl the drain, struggling to keep our heads above water. You suspended trade negotiations and recalled your team on August 21. Counting that day and today, that's 56 days. You cited sovereignty and unacceptable terms. So then show us the details on how you're getting better ones. Show us the progress. Show us the timetable. Show us what Canadians can actually count on because waiting to see how America's November 3rd midterm election turns out is not a viable or even reasonable option. My bills have deadlines. Your promises need them too. And spare me another victory speech about diversifying trade. More customers would be welcome. But an invitation, a handshake and a potential market are not paid orders leaving the factory floor. Your own government's report says America bought 72% of our goods exports in 2025. The rest of the world COMBINED bought 28%. You know the difference. Stop talking as though a collection of future possibilities can immediately replace the customer paying most of the bills. And your interest in changing the global financial system didn't begin when you became prime minister. Back in 2019, you were discussing an alternative international currency system that could reduce the American dollar's global dominance. You are entitled to your economic theories. I am entitled to ask what pursuing them means for my country and my kitchen table. You campaigned on diversification. Fine. That does not excuse failing to deliver relief in the trading relationship Canadians still depend on. You don't get to mark your own homework by changing which promise we're supposed to judge. I am done with the gaslighting. I am done with you expecting me to mistake another Liberal government announcement for Liberal government accomplishment. And I am done watching your government applaud its announced efforts while I wait for something to reach my kitchen table. I can read a receipt. I can read a bill too. I can tell when a promise hasn't paid either one. But I have noticed how quickly your government can move when the benefit goes directly to YOU! You came out of the general election with a minority. That was the limit Canadians put on your power. You deliberately recruited floor crossers to help assemble the majority you didn't win in that election, in defiance of the democratic process Canadians exercised. You can call that a change of heart, however I am entitled to find it eerily suspicious. Especially since others have come forward describing the pressure tactics your party uses to recruit opposition members. Then your government changed committee membership to secure Liberal control while moving many in camera or sealing information rightfully belongingto tax payers. I am Canadian. And I expect you to respect the voters' judgment as much as you welcome an MP pretending to suddenly changing theirs. You found a way to strengthen your position. I expect that same determination when ours is weakening. I am tired of watching you acquire more power while being told I should expect less. Less certainty, less purchasing power but expected to have more patience, and sacrifice even more than I have already. I am done being lectured about sacrifice by people insulated from the consequences of their own decisions. You make the announcement, but it's the Canadian people making the adjustments. We postpone repairs. We stretch groceries. We wonder what else we can cut as our stomachs rumble. You call it a transition after a rupture. From my kitchen table, it looks like poorly calculated managed decline on the heels of a deliberate rupture orchestrated by you and you alone. And I flat out, vehemently refuse to have you sell it back to me as something I asked for when nobody did. I am tired of you using Donald Trump as a cudgel to beat Canadians into accepting whatever you propose. His conduct does not make your decisions beyond criticism. His tariffs do not erase your promises. And disliking him does not obligate me to trust you. I am Canadian. My loyalty is to this country. You have to earn my confidence through what you deliver. My taxes are not applause, my vote is not unconditional consent, and my patriotism is not yours to manipulate. I WILL question you. I WILL challenge you. I WILL organize with my fellow countrymen, speak out and demand answers. And, so help me God, I WILL keep standing up for myself and my country until my dying breath. You can try to stop me, but I will defy you. My name is Melanie. I am a Canadian living in Saskatchewan, and YOU - Mark Carney - work for me. START ACTING LIKE IT! #MakeHypocrisyShamefulAgain #StopElectingIncompetence #cdnpoli #Think
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Shame on Mark Carney for forcing struggling single moms and small business owners in Canada to pay taxes for foreign aid to a place controlled by a terrorist dictatorship that refuses elections. Cut foreign aid. Put Canadians first for once.
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My eyes were wet from start to finish. I thought of being little in a big world & watching my son's first tries at this mad game. ESPN's Open to the NHL season is beautiful. I didn't expect to cry today-this is stunning. There's nothing like this sport. We at ESPN love the sport as you do. ❤️ Enjoy.
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🚨 JUST IN: JD Vance just explained the Canada fight in plain English. Kansas City exports about $4 billion to Canada. Complex supply chains. GM plants. And Canada has been stacking the deck against American workers for years. Butter comes in soft. Our farmers get hit with 200% and 300% barriers. Manufactured goods get the same treatment. China often sails through with lighter restrictions. MAKE IT FAIR. Vance: this is not about hurting Canada. It is about reciprocity. If Ottawa wants access to American markets, stop mistreating American workers. Trump is fighting back because that is what a president is supposed to do when allies freeload and punish our people. Reciprocity or nothing. Stand with American workers. STAND WITH AMERICAN WORKERS
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Jeff Foxworthy and Muslims Jeff Foxworthy writes....... Have you ever wondered why it's OK to make jokes about Catholics, Jews, Christians, the Pope, the Irish, the Italians, the Polish, the Hungarians, the Chinese, the French (including French Canadians), the elderly, bad golfers, men/women, blacks/whites, red necks, etc., but it's insensitive to make jokes about the Muslims? Well, it's time to level the playing field and be politically incorrect, by including our friends, the Muslims, on this grandiose list. So Jeff Foxworthy did his part to include the Muslims on his list ... 1. If you grow and refine heroin for a living, but morally object to the use of liquor, you may be a Muslim. 2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but can't afford shoes, you may be a Muslim. 3. If you have more wives than teeth, you may be a Muslim. 5. If you think vests come in two styles, bullet-proof and suicide, you may be a Muslim. 6. If you can't think of anyone that you haven't declared jihad against, you may be a Muslim. 7. If you consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing, you may be a Muslim. 8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses, other than setting off roadside bombs, you may be a Muslim. 9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four, then you, too, may be a Muslim. 10. If you find this offensive and do not forward it, you are part of the problem here in America … but if you delete this, you are most likely a Muslim. Eishhhhhh 😡😡😡😡
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The rise in sea level over the years due to climate change.
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Fauci pleading the 5th over a hundred times is definitely a coward move but it’s also nice we didn’t have to listen to that piece of shit ramble and lie about everything for hours.
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Go to a Ribfest this summer. There’s no Muslims.
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Listen to that crowd. Playoffs in Buffalo is going to be INSANE.
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BREAKING: Conservative MP @SandraCobena_ has introduced a Castle Law bill. Bill C-270 would amend the Criminal Code so that force is presumed justified when used against an illegal intruder. Since 2015, violent crime has risen by 55%, gun crime by 130%, and extortion by 330%.
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That kid doesn’t know it now but someday he’s gonna be all grown up, facing life and look back and realize that’s the happiest he ever was ❤️
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Toronto citizen recites Taxpayer Land Acknowledgment at City Hall 🤔
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I am a licenced Canadian gun owner. I am not a government subject. I will not give up my firearms. No, I did not lose them in a boating accident. Mike from Canmore does not have them. I have them and the government are not getting them. They cannot buy something back they never owned. Do you understand? #FirearmRightsAreHumanRights #CCFR #MyGunsWillNeverBeTheirGuns Post inspired by @NickJFreitas
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A few years ago, I dated a single mother. I thought I was being “understanding,” “mature,” and “different from other guys.” Bro… I was just stupid. At first everything seemed normal. Cute texts. Good vibes. Real chemistry. Then the real script started. Every plan depended on her ex. Every argument had the sentence “you don’t get it, my child comes first.” Every moment I wanted peace, I got chaos instead — kids crying, drama at the door, random calls from the baby daddy. One day I went to her place and her baby daddy was inside fixing a curtain. She said, “Don’t worry, he’s just helping.” Helping who? Helping why? Helping how? My spirit left my body. That’s when I realized something: I wasn’t dating just her. I was dating her past, her responsibilities, her schedule, her stress, and her baby daddy who apparently had VIP access. I walked out of that house with the wind hitting my face like a movie scene. My heart and my logic were both broken. That night I told myself: “Bro… pick a life you can actually control.” So I cut it off, not out of hate but because I had learnt my lesson. Weeks later she texted, “You gave up too fast.” No, I didn’t. I just woke up. Men, If you’re not ready to deal with another man’s child, another man’s presence, and a life that isn’t built around you… then avoid single mothers. Choose peace. Choose simplicity. Find a woman of your own.
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that one wigger you went to high school with who’s now a welder
Justin Bieber stuns in new photo.
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Did you hear that?! Fans sing the national anthem the proper way at Game 1 of the World Series! In all thy SONS command 🇨🇦 GO JAYS!! 💙
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