Gary Lewis

If I don’t have a lakehouse with a huge boat to take my smoke show of an ole lady on then my life is a complete failure.

Say that one more time for me. I’m reminiscing…

Officially out on women with cats.

Couldn’t be more hungover if I tried holy shit.

Taking a shot every time they show a political ad challenge.

I mean it was destiny man. #WinOurWay

I just cried real tears the MILWAUKEE BREWERS ARE WORLD CHAMPIONS

Cooper Pratt deserves the best Fanta money has to buy I mean holy shit.

I wish I was joking when I say I just shit myself and now have thrown away a perfectly good pair of underwear.

Murph is so tough holy shit we’re really gonna win a World Series tonight.

The fucking brew crew man. Uno mas!

Yes sir yup.

Buffalo chicken dip in the crockpot happy Sunday.

Breaking in the new pigskin by slapping some mud on it. #grit

Didn’t make it to class today. Gonna be a good weekend.

I’ve said it time and time again, but old Jason Aldean is so damn good and nobody will convince me otherwise. #oldaldeantuesday

Still hungover from Nashville and just fell asleep at my desk at work.

Watched so much military propaganda before I got out of bed and now I’m ready to run thru a brick wall. Gonna be a good weekend.

#trynottoblowuptheworkplacebathroomchallenge level impossible