Gatsby Rabbit

you're all just REAL LUCKY they never let Charles Mingus have twitter, that's all I have to say.

have high hopes that @rawthefilm will be 2017's 'Neon Demon.' youtube.com/watch?v=lhbzjSIc…

my hot take is that poor quality Chai is not as bad as poor quality in other types of tea, and at least it's drinkable

it's true that I shamelessly want to win a #LaLaLand LP and autographed poster from @cutprintfilm cutprintfilm.com/contest/la-…

the one guys hate the Freedom of the Press, the other guys hate the freedom of speech, but they both agree to hate the freedom of religion.

just saying, there are at least four original songs better that 'City of Stars' in 'La La Land' itself.

'Blood Meridian' and 'Lonesome Dove' and 'White Noise' and 'City of Glass' came out in the same year. godbless westerns and postmodernism

boy, I cannot WAIT until somebody disproves math. that'll really show all you math people what's what.

when you tell me that taxanes are a class of diterpenes, my instinct is to reach for my vorpal blade.

being sympathetic to Hugh Laurie's side every time can sometimes put you in trepidatious moral ground

so it takes the average viewer, what, maybe 1.5 episodes to figure out that Mr. Robot is just Fight Club with hacking?

could tell it was going to be a lame party when there was no interest in my elaborate explanation of billiards vs. pocket billiards.

you can't put dragons and reptilian cavalry on the cover and then deliver on neither. there oughtta be a law.

take a shot every time you hear the 'Costa Diva' in a movie or TV show

you won't see 5 better performances onscreen this year than Rebecca Hall gives in @ChristineFilm christine.film

when did Kristen Stewart become a top flight actress?

J-Pop is my pumpkin spice

they don't warn you that decalcifying the steamer on your espresso machine involves filling the air with clouds of vinegar steam.

Space Camp is the new Mandyville.