@gawkcid

Aspiring Martyr

Joined August 2014
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Cutting off my foreskin and making a single calamari with it.
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Clocking in at the blowjobbery
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This is gonna sound crazy, especially coming from me, but sometimes it’s like only straight guys get me.
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It’s Fat Boy Slim Fall.
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Dick the Impaler retweeted
harky@theharkypOct 25
Neither of these being particularly true
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Me looking at a butt: “Om nom nom”
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The Singers group chat is truly a terrifying place sometimes
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???
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Can everyone please stop texting me at 6am? Thank you
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I need to kiss, ASAP!!!
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Went to bed annoyed. Woke up annoyed. Going back to bed annoyed.
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Can’t stop listening to Seth Cohens favorite band
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I hope my crush visits me at work so I can be weird and off putting to him.
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Have you ever seen a more beautiful woman? @teenyweenybebe
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Name one, I dare you.
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I need mozzarella sticks from, specifically, Chilis.
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🎶I dreamed a dream of blowing guysssss🎶
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I hate gay Halloween, what do you mean you’re Carol Channing eating corn?
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Grimes at Singers son or Tricky at Brooklyn Steel daughter?
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Turns out I’m both… but with a secret third thing. (Genitorturers at The Meadows)
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Insane run of shows in one week
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Sit on my face, twink
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